-> "Don't Be So Quick (To Deny You’re Gay)"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Ya Body"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Be So Quick (To Deny You’re Gay)"
The Lyrics
Chorus:
Don't be so quick to deny you’re gay
You watch Buffy just like everyday
Just admit you love that song "Slave”
It's written all over your face
Verse 1:
Got time 10:59
I see you talking to the girls
Don't know why you’re doing that
You're more into pearls
I've been watching you
And I see the way you move
switching hips back and to like you’re Kylie Minogue
So you grab some Fubu and a little Rocawear
Hoping to disguise your homosexual flare
The air is thick and something ain't right
I bet you're wearing JLo's Glo tonight
Chorus:
Don't be so quick to deny you’re gay
You watch Buffy just like everyday
Just admit you love that song "Slave”
It's written all over your face
Verse 2:
I don't mean any harm
Just want to protect the girls
One piece of advice for you
stay away from the straight world
See it appears to me you’re not really into boobs
So why keep pretending to
when your really into OOOOOOOO
So you grab some Fubu and a little Rocawear
Hoping to disguise your homosexual flare
The air is thick and something ain't right
I bet you're wearing JLo's Glo tonight
Chorus:
Don't be so quick to deny you’re gay
You watch Buffy just like everyday
Just admit you love that song "Slave”
It's written all over your face
Bridge:
I'm talking to you boy
No disrespect, no cuz for alarm
I'm talking to you boy
You’re the only straight guy with a bracelet on
I'm talking to you boy
Hurry up cuz Golden Girls are almost on
I'm talking to you boy
But wait minute you got the whole set at home
So what did you come here for?
when it's clear you don't like girls anymore
the kind of attention you’re really searching for
Won't be found on this floor, boy
Chorus:
Don't be so quick to deny you’re gay
You watch Buffy just like everyday
Just admit you love that song "Slave”
It's written all over your face
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