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Song Parodies -> "Beam Me Scotty"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Your Body"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Beam Me Scotty"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Don't be so thick I have to say (transport me)
Come on and beam me Scotty, away (transport me)
You don't have to refit, the freakin' bay (transport me)
Come on and beam me, out of danger's way (transport me)

Got clocked, a fallin' rock
Sidesteppin' Spock, unhurt
Cavemen attackin' us then
Took out another redshirt

So, now they've cornered us
Think they like the way we taste
Between us I'd like some space
Advisin' you make some haste

Our coordinates go into the little thing
Then you turn the gadget till it makes a little ding
And it starts to glow like Christmas lights
And my ass disappears, if you're doin' it right

Don't be a dick and make me stay (transport me)
Come on and beam me Scotty, away (transport me)
You don't need a permit, to make the play (transport me)
So vamanos me, baby andale (transport me)

I'm not scared for me
But really, Spock's in tears
And it's St. Patrick's Day
We'd like to have a few beers

So, it occurs to me
I'd like to blow this rock
Me, Bones, and Mr. Spock
We're all on the chopping block

So you get your butt in a higher freakin' gear
And you beam our Federation booties outta here
Said they're closin' in, it's lookin' bleak
And we'd like to be gone by the end of the week

Don't let this trek gang aft a-glay (transport me)
Come on and beam me Scotty, away (transport me)
You don't have to invent, another way (transport me)
Come on and beam me, any time today (transport me)

(Beam us up now) Before we're wrecked, by some scary guys
(Beam us up now) I can't wait to fly the friendly skies
(Beam us up now) Power up, hit a button or two
(Beam us up now) Or I'll stain my skivvies 'fore this mission is through

So what did we come here for (you came to make contact)
But you know that I don't want to anymore (now that we've been attacked)
Been achin' for leave upon a shore (uh-huh, but not get whacked)
I wish I'd stayed back aboard, yeah

Hey...
Work with me...
Uhh...
Come on, Scotty

Don't need no "nick of time" delay (transport me)
Come on and beam me Scotty, away (transport me)
You don't have to admit, that you are gay (transport me)
Already been there, via George Takei (transport me)

(Beam us up now) I want a deck underneath my feet
(Beam us up now) Don't expect to be a monster treat
(Beam us up now) Light me up, make me sparkly too
(Beam us up now) Or I'll wet my knickers right in front of the crew

Don't be so thick I have to say (I was just talking 'bout you)
Don't be a dick and make me stay (You're my best buddy)
Don't need no "nick of time" delay (I like the way you turn a screw)
Don't let this trek gang aft a-glay (Let's tie one on, Scotty)

Are you beamin' me
Go pub crawlin'
Lock onto me
And I'll promote you to captain by the end of this song

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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Callmelennie - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
And for his next trick Porfle would like to sing "Gorn This Way", by Lady T'Pao
Callmelennie - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh, and here's 555; and that's just for the first half of the song
Porfle Popnecker - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
You should live long and prosper for those comments!
Rob Arndt - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
You deserve some Romulan ale for this- Mhiohs (in Rihannsu), and Rhi, Rhi, Rhi (555)!
Porfle Popnecker - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
And some Saurian Brandy for you!
Mark Scotti - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Parodies, the future frontier.... Very logical....and funny as hell!
Porfle Popnecker - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
May your katra be blessed.
Rob Arndt - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle- challenge: see if you can do a parody of the NX-2000 Excelsior and transwarp drive! Still no match for a D'Deridex Warbird, but fun to poke fun at: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IYihBiTh-cM/TKXWdOfxVuI/AAAAAAAABaU/OZypI9pc1r8/s1600/001excelsior.jpg
Porfle Popnecker - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
"My friends, the great experiment...Excelsior." "They say she has trans-warp drive!" "Aye...and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon." Whew, I'll have to see if I can come up with something for that! Sulu certainly liked it, in fact he got to be the captain later on.
John Barry - February 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Fine take on Star Dreck.
Rebekah Dub - February 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I've beamed this parody up 555 light years, Porfle! =)
Porfle Popnecker - February 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the very logical comments!
Blaydeman - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) I'm not a big trekkie, but I understood everthing your were saying, this had so many great lines and can't even list them all! There were some pacing snaffues, but this was so good, I'll beam you past those. 555 transporting bays!
Porfle Popnecker - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated!
Matthias - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
You displayed the relationship between the Enterprise crew with real talent and poise of any real Trekkie. I sadly am more of a Next Generation guy so while I liked this I didn't like it as much as I could have if you included Picard and Worf and Data still you can't go wrong with the classics.
Christie Marie M - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages 9) Lovely spoofing that would attract every Trekkie! Yep, Spock and Scotty make a great team! I know, maybe Justin Timberlake could be Spock and I don't know who'd be a good Scotty...LOL!! Well, as for this, beaming you up with 3 sets of 5's!
Porfle Popnecker - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Your comments have left me...energized!
Abbott Skelding - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
While I know very, very little about Star Trek, I think I got the gist of this parody...nice work and nice title switch!
Porfle Popnecker - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Arwen - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...I never liked Star Trek until the new movie came out, but I loved this parody from start to finish! GREAT job!!
bobpiecheese - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Fantastic work here, Porfle, easily one of your best parodies here, no kiddin'. And this is coming from someone who hasn't seen a single ep of Star Trek, yet I still understood all the gags, so kudos there. 555 dilithium crystals!
Porfle Popnecker - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen and bpc!
D-Mon - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Not a Star Trek fan, but I get it. Good job!
Porfle Popnecker - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad the non-Trekkers can appreciate this!

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