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Song Parodies -> "Taxicab"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

Sorry about not on being on the site a whole lot lately -- I've been preoccupied making some comedic videos for YouTube. However, I really would like to concentrate less on that hobby and more on THIS one, since I'm planning to make it my occupation at some point.

Anyway, I think I'm ready to get back into writing, but in the meantime, here's another one of my older works (albeit one of my slightly-less-amateurish ones) as filler.
Note: In case anyone has a friend who works for a cab company, I just want to point out that this parody is not meant to offend. I'm using generalizations for comic effect. Other note: I took a few lines out of the chorus to cut down on the repetition a little.
I want my money back (yeah)
These taxi drivers give me heart attacks (yeah)
They oughta include motion sickness bags (yeah)
Yeah, they're so rude and don't know how to act
(Take the bus instead!)

They're so thick
I really hope this trip is over quick
They drive all over; it's the same old shtick
It's just that no one makes me feel this sick
(Take 'em to the courts!)

So insane (Please don't keep goin')
Got crap for brains (Please don't keep goin')
Just can't think (Please don't keep goin')
Spilled my drink (Please don't keep goin')
They look a fright (Please don't keep goin')
And run red lights (Please don't keep goin')
Jam the brakes (Please don't keep goin')
Stomach aches (Please don't keep goin')

Call a taxi up (They just keep goin')
Call a taxi up (But they ain't slowin')
Call a taxi? No!
Get 'em off the road!

I'm in a taxicab (yeah)
Those crazy drivers have an IQ lack (yeah)
They seem to think they're on a racing track (yeah)
I think I'm gonna throw up my Big Mac
(Sped across a bridge!)

I will not go on one more taxi ride
That will be my vow if I do survive
If someone told you it's fun, then they lied
(Sing the same 'ol chorus...)

[Yeah, that's as far as I got. I never got around to finishing it... cursed writer's block.
One of these days, I may come back and finish it.]
© 2010, Jonathan S.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - July 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome back! This song is certainly not a "hack" job! Way to go! ;D
? - July 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny! Max Power would like this heehee.
Jonathan S. - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Old Man Ribber and Question Mark for your "fare" assessments!

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