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Song Parodies -> "Long Hair Back"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Back"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Long Hair Back"

Parody Written by:

Aussie Bloke

The Lyrics

I wrote this parody because as it seems these days long hair is unfashionable to a lot of young ladies (especially the nightclub goers) as they preferred a clean cut short haired guy with metrosexual qualities as it's trendy! So in response I wrote this parody which my fantasy of long hair and 80s metal fashions coming back in style:
[Verse 1]
I’m bringing long hair back
Girls dig my long brown locks and that’s a fact
I like it growing half way down my back
And rock in a metal band dressed in black

Go get a haircut {says a short haired metrosexual}

[Bridge]
Nightclub babe
You see my long hairs
And you’re my slave
You love to caress them every single day
No short haired dudes have made you felt this way

Go get a haircut {says a short haired metrosexual}

[Chorus]
Come here girl
Long hair is really sexy
Come to the back
Long hair is really sexy
See my hair
Long hair is really sexy
Long brown hair
Long hair is really sexy
You can see what you really love
Long hair is really sexy
Look at those hairs
Long hair is really sexy
They make you smile
Long hair is really sexy
Go ahead woman
Long hair is really sexy
And caress my long hair
Long hair is really sexy

Caress my long hair
[Repeat 6 times]

Caress my long hair

[Verse 2]
I’m bringing long hair back
With metal T-shirts and denim slacks
And leather jackets with skull on the back
Makes those metros scared and wanna run off fast

Go get a haircut {says a short haired metrosexual}

[Bridge]

Go get a haircut {says a short haired metrosexual}

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I’m bringing long hair back
You short haired metros better watch your back
Your girl will run to me and that’s a fact
Cos eighties metal fashions are coming right back

Go get a haircut {says a short haired metrosexual}

[Chorus]

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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LittleCupCakes - November 22, 2008 - Report this comment
If you've got it, why not flaunt it, Sir ! Especially when tied back in a 1700's Pirate style 'queu ' ! Chips aHoy, JohnnyDepp
Duster - August 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Hooray for long hair!

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