Song Parodies -> RexyBack
| Original Song Title: | "SexyBack" |
| Original Performer: | Justin Timberlake |
| Parody Song Title: | "RexyBack" |
| Parody Written by: | Porkbeard |
I realize that I am seriously risking some 1’s with this parody (from Chicago fans), so let me make one thing clear – I like the Bears; I do not like the decision to keep Rex Grossman as the starting quarterback next season.
They’re bringin’ Rexy back
(No!)
Throws all his passes to the cornerbacks
(No!)
He’d rather fumble than just take a sack
(No!)
You know he’ll choke when his team plays the Pack
(No!)
(Take him off the field!)
Lovie, wait!
Why trust this moron with Chicago’s fate?
Since ’85 the fans have had to wait
Super Bowl dreams he only did deflate
(Send him to the showers!)
Come here, Rex (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Sit on the bench (Get lost, we’re done with you)
MVP? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
In your dreams! (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You see what you’re ruining? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Bears dynasty (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You make us sick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Throw that pick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
And…
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone
They’re bringin’ Rexy back
(No!)
Even if Payton* were his running back
(No!)
The Bears would lose to Houston, back to back
(No!)
The GSH** means “Grossman sucks horse-sack”
(No!)
(Take him off the team!)
Lovie, wait!
Better with anyone than number 8
With him you’ll only get Chicago’s hate
Of course, the Lion’s fans will think he’s great!
(Send him back to college!)
Come here, Rex (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Sit on the bench (Get lost, we’re done with you)
MVP? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
In your dreams! (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You see what you’re ruining? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Bears dynasty (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You make us sick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Throw that pick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
And…
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone
(You ready?)
(You ready?)
(You ready?)
(Rex Grossman): Duh, what?
They’re bringin’ Rexy back
(No!)
To Mike Ditka he’d give a heart attack
(No!)
The skill of Jim McMahon he surely lacks
(No!)
Stephen Hawking’s a better quarterback
(Computerized Stephen Hawking voice): Yes!
(Send him home to mom!)
Come here, Rex (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Sit on the bench (Get lost, we’re done with you)
MVP? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
In your dreams! (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You see what you’re ruining? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Bears dynasty (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You make us sick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Throw that pick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
And…
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone
(No!)
Throws all his passes to the cornerbacks
(No!)
He’d rather fumble than just take a sack
(No!)
You know he’ll choke when his team plays the Pack
(No!)
(Take him off the field!)
Lovie, wait!
Why trust this moron with Chicago’s fate?
Since ’85 the fans have had to wait
Super Bowl dreams he only did deflate
(Send him to the showers!)
Come here, Rex (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Sit on the bench (Get lost, we’re done with you)
MVP? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
In your dreams! (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You see what you’re ruining? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Bears dynasty (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You make us sick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Throw that pick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
And…
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone
They’re bringin’ Rexy back
(No!)
Even if Payton* were his running back
(No!)
The Bears would lose to Houston, back to back
(No!)
The GSH** means “Grossman sucks horse-sack”
(No!)
(Take him off the team!)
Lovie, wait!
Better with anyone than number 8
With him you’ll only get Chicago’s hate
Of course, the Lion’s fans will think he’s great!
(Send him back to college!)
Come here, Rex (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Sit on the bench (Get lost, we’re done with you)
MVP? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
In your dreams! (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You see what you’re ruining? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Bears dynasty (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You make us sick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Throw that pick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
And…
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone
(You ready?)
(You ready?)
(You ready?)
(Rex Grossman): Duh, what?
They’re bringin’ Rexy back
(No!)
To Mike Ditka he’d give a heart attack
(No!)
The skill of Jim McMahon he surely lacks
(No!)
Stephen Hawking’s a better quarterback
(Computerized Stephen Hawking voice): Yes!
(Send him home to mom!)
Come here, Rex (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Sit on the bench (Get lost, we’re done with you)
MVP? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
In your dreams! (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You see what you’re ruining? (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Bears dynasty (Get lost, we’re done with you)
You make us sick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Throw that pick (Get lost, we’re done with you)
And…
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone (Get lost, we’re done with you)
Get this Rexy gone
*Walter Payton - Bears legend and one of the greatest running backs in NFL history. **GSH - Insignia worn on the sleeves of Bears uniforms honoring their late owner, George Stanley Halas. Copyright 2007
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You know what I like about this paroy? EVERYTHING!!!
Divine pacing, fantastic lyrics, and an amazingly good choice of subject matter! Now, HERE'S a song that deserves a recording hands-down!
I'm not a Bears fan, but as a fan of a team that has never won a Super Bowl and a "SexyBack" parodist, I'm impressed with your gift. Justin Timberlake's a better QB than Grossman, come on! Good work with the parody!
Surely this deserves a chant of "Go, Beard, Go!"
Thanks, Jonathan and Andrew! Had this one on my mind all last season and promised to write this parody after the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, I did not get around to it until May. I'm surprised I did not draw the ire of Bears fans - perhaps they really don't want Rexy back?
Dang straight they don't want him back! Just ask my Mom. (She majorly approves of your parody, BTW)
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