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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Names"

Original Song Title:

"SexyBack"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Crazy Names"

Parody Written by:

The_Flamingo

The Lyrics

The song is a parody on SexyBack. It makes fun of the ridiculous celebrity baby names around. The pacing is probably off a bit, but I hope you enjoy anyway.
The celebs baby names.
Names like Pilot Inspektor are weird.
Wow, Peaches HoneyBlossom and Apple.
Sounds like different flavors of Snapple.

Give em better names.

Crazy guys
What happened to names
Like Robert or Jane.
Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q
Dude, what the hell is the matter with you?

Give these people medicine

Celeb kid names
Baby, they are so crazy
Name him Billy
Instead of Tiger Lily
Oh, Baby
Her name is freakin’ Coco
A no-no
The kid’s name is freakin’ Jett
Smoking pot I bet.
Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.
Something must be wrong with you.
Hey, check out Dweezil?
Man, are these names even legal?
Baby, Prince Michael
Is this some sort of sick cycle?

What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket

These crazy baby names
Not normal
Names sound
Paranormal
His name is Moon Unit
That just bites.
Did you get knocked in the head?
Please just name him Fred.

Oh, these names…

Baby names
Nic Cage has Kal-El
The next name on the list, is Chihuahua from the Taco Bell.
Ahmeet Rodan, Godzilla fought that, man!

Can’t take this

Nell Marmalade
Should I spread her on my toast?
Man, I’m afraid
The name Blanket is just wacko
From Jacko
It is the name Phoenix Chi
It’s a he?
Is your weird name Mercedes?
Oh girl, should I drive your baby?
It’s just too hilarious
Your Atticus
Oh look, Bluebell Madonna
Get out from the sauna.
Oh, there goes Alabama
Better names in Ghana
Oh baby Octavia

What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket


Celebrity baby names
They’re all insane.
Is this all a sort of sick game?
Pronouncing em can be a real pain.

Oh, hell no!

Little Sascha,
What’s a matter wit ya?
Quinlin Dempsey
Throw these names in a hefty
Baby Banjo…
Oh hell no…
Moxie CrimeFighter
Names should be put on fire.
The name is Sol
These names are taking a toll.
Oh no, it’s Rumer
This is a major bummer
The name River
Makes me want to quiver
Zowie sucks
Baby, what the f***

What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket
What the F***’s going on?
Put them in a straight jacket

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LPG-Unit - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds too hastily made, oh well... 211
The_Flamingo - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
It was done a bit fast, I must admit and I didn't spend that much time on it like my other parodies.
Jonathan S. - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
And the award for most excess sylabbles crammed into a parody goes to...The_Flamingo! Sorry, but the parody isn't EXACTLY your best work, let's put it that way.
The_Flamingo - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL, yeah, I know I can do much better than this. But hey, at least I won something!

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