Song Parodies -> Dye My Hair Silver
| Original Song Title: | "Cry Me a River" |
| Original Performer: | Justin Timberlake |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dye My Hair Silver" |
| Parody Written by: | Smarty |
This kind wont run, so five dollars its worth
But it takes way to long to get dry, so no
Guess i'll take a chance, and try this new brand
But if I need to refund it i'll seem like a clown, oh
Blue is really great, but dont want it
Cant stand yellow, its the color of flem
People wont give me a glance
But they'll stare at me
Awkwardly
And make me regret I bought it
Pink doesnt become me
And it will just make people leave me alone
I think purple is lovely
But it dont match any of my clothes
Black I refuse
It makes me seem gothicly inclined
Id rather have it burned
So I have recently learned, that I
Should dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Yeah yeah
Some store clerk told me my face would realy go good with red
That made want to hurt him
And he knew it
He didnt act like he didnt know it
That little thing this guy told me
Made me want to bite off his head
But I just said to him honestly
Id rather wear a hat on it
Blue is really great, but dont want it
Cant stand yellow, its the color of flem
People wont give me a glance
But they'll stare at me
Awkwardly
And make me regret I bought it
Pink doesnt become me
And it will just make people leave me alone
I think purple is lovely
But it dont match any of my clothes
Black I refuse
It makes me seem gothicly inclined
Id rather have it burned
So I have recently learned, that I
Should dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Yeah yeah
Oh
Silver is fun
So I guess i'll put it on
Oh
Silver is fun
So I guess i'll put it on
Blue is really great, but dont want it
Cant stand yellow, its the color of flem
People wont give me a glance
But they'll stare at me
Awkwardly
And make me regret I bought it
So i'll dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
But it takes way to long to get dry, so no
Guess i'll take a chance, and try this new brand
But if I need to refund it i'll seem like a clown, oh
Blue is really great, but dont want it
Cant stand yellow, its the color of flem
People wont give me a glance
But they'll stare at me
Awkwardly
And make me regret I bought it
Pink doesnt become me
And it will just make people leave me alone
I think purple is lovely
But it dont match any of my clothes
Black I refuse
It makes me seem gothicly inclined
Id rather have it burned
So I have recently learned, that I
Should dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Yeah yeah
Some store clerk told me my face would realy go good with red
That made want to hurt him
And he knew it
He didnt act like he didnt know it
That little thing this guy told me
Made me want to bite off his head
But I just said to him honestly
Id rather wear a hat on it
Blue is really great, but dont want it
Cant stand yellow, its the color of flem
People wont give me a glance
But they'll stare at me
Awkwardly
And make me regret I bought it
Pink doesnt become me
And it will just make people leave me alone
I think purple is lovely
But it dont match any of my clothes
Black I refuse
It makes me seem gothicly inclined
Id rather have it burned
So I have recently learned, that I
Should dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Yeah yeah
Oh
Silver is fun
So I guess i'll put it on
Oh
Silver is fun
So I guess i'll put it on
Blue is really great, but dont want it
Cant stand yellow, its the color of flem
People wont give me a glance
But they'll stare at me
Awkwardly
And make me regret I bought it
So i'll dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
Dye my hair silver
Dye my hair silver er er
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