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Song Parodies -> "My Teeth/Dental Plaque"

Original Song Title:

"My Love/SexyBack (Live on MTV Video Music Awards)"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"My Teeth/Dental Plaque"

Parody Written by:

UnexpectedDec

The Lyrics

I'm bringin' Dental Plaque!
If I bought you some candy
Would you not eat it all at once? (Your teeth will rot)
If I told you that your teeth were Black
Would you go to the dentist now? (Oh please do it) (Uh)
Oh baby I've been around the world
And I've never seen rotten teeth than your's (There so yucky)
And soon your teeth will fall out
And we don't want that to happen, Now (Don't eat so many sweets)
Uh Yeah Here we Go

I could see your teeth fall out
You better stop eating those treats
I could see you at the dentist now
And he's giving you fake teeth now
You could be a dentist
But you cannot be it now cause your teeth are so rot
But you better go to the dentist now (Oh)
Because now baby he's gonna pull out Your Teeth
(Oh please don't do it)
Your Teeth
(Oh please don't do it)
Your teeth
(Oh please don't do it)
Because now baby He's gonna pull out Your Teeth
(Oh please don't do it)
Your Teeth
(Oh Please don't do it)
Your Teeth
Let me hear you Chicago!
Your Teeth
Your Teeth
Your Teeth
Your Teeth
Your Teeth


One, two, three, Brush!!!!!

Ya' Ready Chicago?
Here we go!

I'm bringin' Dental Plaque (Yeah!)
And all the sweets make your teeth turn black (Yeah!)
I think its special baby, what you eat (Yeah!)
So lie down and I will search your teeth (Yeah!)
(Take you to the densist) Ok!

Dentist now (Uh huh)
You see my sweet tooth baby; Don't do this (Uh huh)
I'll give you lollypop if you behave (Uh huh)
It's just that no place makes me feel this way (Uh huh)
(Like the dentist's office)

Go head man'
(Go Floss Me Go)
Come to my office
(Go Drill Me Go)
Close your eyes
(Go Numb Me Go)
What flavor?
(Go Brush Me Go)
Are, ya brushin ya' teeth?
(Go Search Me Go)
You better do it
(Go Bill Me Go)
Do it now!
(Go Take Me Go)
Let me hear you Chicago!
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Search Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Brush Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Numb Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Drill Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Bill Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Take Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
Who's your new dentist?

Ya Ready?
Ya Ready?
Wait, Uh (Yeah)

I'm bringin' Dental Plaque (Yeah)
And all the dentists want your teeth intact (Yeah)
I'll let you go, better brush your teeth (Yeah!)
No more Candy and Now that's a fact (Yeah!)

(Take me out the dentist)

Say, Go head man'
(Go Floss Me Go)
Come to my office
(Go Drill Me Go)
Close your eyes
(Go Numb Me Go)
What flavor?
(Go Brush Me Go)
Are, ya brushin ya' teeth?
(Go Search Me Go)
You better do it
(Go Bill Me Go)
Do it now!
(Go Bill Me Go)
Everybody Sing Now!
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Search Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Brush Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Numb Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Drill Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
(Go Bill Me Go)
Who's your new dentist?
Who's your new dentist?

Ya Ready?
Ya Ready?
Ya Ready?

Yeah! (Yeah!)
Yeah! (Yeah!)
Who's your new dentist? (Who's your new dentist?)
Who's your new dentist? (Who's your new dentist?)

Ya Ready?
Ya Ready?
Ya Ready?

Who's your new dentist?
Who's your new dentist?
Who's your new dentist?

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