(as sung by Madeline before drowning, while standing in a bridge corner)

[Madeline]
I wear a yellow hat
These boarding school girls don't know how to act
I think it's special... what's inside my hat
So turn around and I'll just join the pack

[Bridge - Pepito]
Maddie, babe
You see your classmates, baby, I'm your rave
I'll let you fart me if I misbehave
It's just that no book makes me bounce this way
(take it to the chorus)

-Chorus-
Come here girl, before it's nine-thirty
Come to the back, before it's nine-thirty
Bemelmans, writes for me
Lemme see who you're talking with
Look at those hips
Make me smile
Go 'head child and get your Hatty Jones

[Madeline]
I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other suckers don't know 'bout that Fogg
I'm more mischevous than Bart Simpson's act
Because you're burning up I got to get it fast

(Take it to the bridge)
(take it to the chorus)

[Madeline]
I wear a yellow hat
A dozen classmates, they like to breakdance
If that's your biz, Maddie watch your back
Cuz I'm a charming girl for me and that's a fact