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Song Parodies -> "Monsieur Zidane"

Original Song Title:

"Señorita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Monsieur Zidane"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

This is my second parody with Madeline Fogg at AmIRight, but this time, featuring Zinedine Zidane and his headbutting incident. Just sing it...hehe!!!
[Pepito]
Ladies and gentlemen
It's my pleasure to introduce to you
He's a friend of mine
Yes, yes I am
And he goes by the name
Zinedine, ooohhh...
All the way,
From the city of Paris
He's got something special for y'all tonight
He's gonna sing this song for y'all,
About this boy

[Mazzeratti]
Hitting me here?

[Zidane]
Yeah, c'mon

[Verse I]
On that world cup day
France and Italy
Such a wretched old boy
Hitting me right here
See this bruised old head
With pus coming down
(And he said to himself)
He deserves a card
Now where is he now?
Maddie, listen...

[Chorus]
Mazzeratti, I pity for you
That Zinedine, did something taboo
He doesn't like you, I can tell at his mom
You can feel his headbutt,
Garcon, please, please, heal me now

[Zidane]
Man, you're insulting my mom
Why don't you slow it down
If you tell me all those stupid things,
Then leave me alone
Why don't you have to fly,
You go home and say goodbye?

[Mazzeratti]
But he still deserves a card,
Now FIFA, throw him out
Maddie, listen

[Chorus]
Mazzeratti, I pity for you
That Zinedine, did something taboo
He doesn't like you, I can tell at his mom
You can feel his headbutt,
Garcon, please, please, heal me now

[Bridge]
Aww, oohhh, oohhhh (4x)

When I look into your eyes
I see something that FIFA can't buy
And I'll know when you give us a try
Some painkilers for you, boy
And I'll know that, you'll never have to cry...

(repeat chorus)

[Bridge]
Aww, oohhh, oohhhh (4x)

When I look into your eyes
I see something that FIFA can't buy
And I'll know when you give us a try
Painkilers for you, boy
You'll never have to cry...

[Zidane]
Now listen,
I wanna try something right now
See, I don't this anymore
I wanna hit someone
And I want you guys to headbutt me,
They go,
It looks like someone's kicking butts
Can I headbutt you?
And Miss Maddie goes,
I don't know what I think about
Really bonking with you
Guys, sing

[Pepito]
It looks like someone's kicking butts
Can I headbutt you?

[Zidane]
And Maddie...

[Madeline]
I don't know what I think about
Really bonking with you

[Zidane]
Sing with me, c'mon

[Pepito]
It looks like someone's kicking butts
Can I headbutt you?

[Zidane]
And Maddie...

[Madeline]
I don't know what I think about
Really bonking with you

[Pepito]
It looks like someone's kicking butts
Can I headbutt you?

[Zidane]
Miss, Maddie...

[Madeline]
I don't know what I think about
Really bonking with you

[Zidane]
Gentlemen, bonne nuit,
Ladies, go to the hospital...hehehe

[Madeline]
That's all there is???

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and that's it

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