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Song Parodies -> "Hairyback"

Original Song Title:

"Sexyback"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Hairyback"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Parody title by Avatar_Ackbar
You showin' hairyback
Hope you don't mind if I point out this fact
It's much like Brillo what's behind your back
From your neck nape right down to your crack

Hairy Babe
I may sound tactless, but it's you I crave
It gets right to me, so dear please don't shave
And please don't get a wax today

Come here girl, turn 'round and expose it
I mean your back-- bad itch, got to scratch it
Furry she, that's for me
Deep shag rug's what I'm dealing with
Look at those clumps
Love the style
You got enough to weave some braids on!

I'm hot for Hairyback
Much more fuzzy than a Muppet act
Girl, throw your Epilady kit in a sack
Because I'm lovin' it, like a forest vast

You got a hairy back
In hirsuteness you do not lack
Yes, that's my girl, not a bear rug, Jack!
She's exfoliating me, and that's a fact!
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee. (currently building a fortress to hide from JT fans)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 24

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alvin rhodes - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
you wove quite a hairy tale here...nice wordplay
Jeff Reuben - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny song, nice job with a horrible OS =)
LPG-Unit - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice parody, dude, triple fives for your spoof of that annoying "SexyBack" thing. Anyway, I'm doing what I promise - the sequel to the My Hats thing - "Yellow Hat". It's a hilarious Madeline-themed one - I'll post it soon! = )
hannah - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
i love it but how do u listen the song on the internet????
daniel - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
funny funny shit!!!!!
Frank - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
lmao... almost as good as white and nerdy
Matthias - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Missing a lot of the crucial parts of this song, but it was a pretty solid idea to a pretty crappy song.
Red Ant - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Recording) Pacing is great and the topic is funny and well developed. There's a few problems for recording, though: 1) The backing shouts (the "Ya!"s) are missing, so Dave would have to put in something to fill that void. Same with the "take it to the chorus" lines. 2) There's only partial backing vocals written for the choruses - I assume they are meant to be repeated, which is fine, but IMHO the choruses should have been typed out completely and put in their proper places. As fast as Dave types, he could probably format this to a complete set of singable lyrics in 5 minutes, but in all honesty that duty falls on you. 554
bobpiecheese - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Recording) I know the song repeats itself a lot, but this parody still feels incomplete. The idea behind it was solid.
Agrimorfee - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah guys--I brought this up on the board. I did this fast, only going with a lyric sheet, just so I could be the first one out the door with the parody. Whoa, was I ever shocked when I actually heard it the first time.
amy - March 28, 2009 - Report this comment
you didnt come up with this mate, and you got it wrong, its: i got a hairy back yeah my beutician dont know how to wax yeah :) and so on...
Below Average Dave - March 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I've never heard of the version you are talking about Amy, I'm fairly certain that Agri probably hadn't either as his lyrics are nothing like the ones you posted, would you mind sending us a link to the version you are referring to so that we may see it?

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