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You showin' hairyback
Hope you don't mind if I point out this fact
It's much like Brillo what's behind your back
From your neck nape right down to your crack
I may sound tactless, but it's you I crave
It gets right to me, so dear please don't shave
And please don't get a wax today
Come here girl, turn 'round and expose it
I mean your back-- bad itch, got to scratch it
Furry she, that's for me
Deep shag rug's what I'm dealing with
Look at those clumps
Love the style
You got enough to weave some braids on!
I'm hot for Hairyback
Much more fuzzy than a Muppet act
Girl, throw your Epilady kit in a sack
Because I'm lovin' it, like a forest vast
You got a hairy back
In hirsuteness you do not lack
Yes, that's my girl, not a bear rug, Jack!
She's exfoliating me, and that's a fact!
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