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Song Parodies -> "Drown Him in a River"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Me a River"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Drown Him in a River"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

aka Justin TimberFAKE
It was so good
Without boy bands
But now no one hears from them anymore, yeah
So now here you are
Making all new plans
To go out on your own and do your thing but didn't succeed

We can live without your music
You already knew, but you came anyways
And there's just no chance, for you to come, never again
And now you just need to leave it alone

Heard you on the radio
Why'd you left N Sync, you loser
Now you say there's a come back
But it won't happen, no way
Dude I refuse, to believe anything you say
About you and Britney
You had your turn, and now it's Fred's turn
Just drown, drown in a river
Drown him in a river
Drown him in a river
Drown him in a river

I know what I like
And somethings are better off dead
It's not like you were the only boy band and you know it
(Don't act like you don't know it)
All of these things people believe
Was a harsh reality
(Not to know the truth)
You should've left long ago
It would been a better place
(Yea..)

You don't have to sing, as if you do
(Tell us the truth, you lipsing)
I already knew, just from watching you
(I found out, uh)
Now there's just no chance, for a come back, never again
(No chance, to come back)
And now just leave it alone

It was from the beginning
When I hated you, before Slim
(Before him)
Now more people out to diss you
When you came out, on MTV
(When you came out on MTV)
Yes I refused, to listen to you
Turn the channel
(Just like all the rest)
No originality, and absolutely no talent
(Who wants a turn)

Chorus:
Drown him in a river
(Go on and just)
Drown him in a river
(Go on and just)
Drown him in a river
(Please go on and just)
Drown him in a river

Oh (Oh)
The damage is done
Now start all the drowning (x4)

You don't have to sing, as if you do
(Tell us the truth, you lipsing)
I already knew, just from watching you
(I found out, uh)
Now there's just no chance, for a come back, never again
(No chance, to come back)
And now just leave it alone

Drown him in a river
(Go on and just)
Drown him in a river
(Please go on and just)
Drown him in a river
(You can go on and just)
Drown him in a river, yeah

Drown him in a river
(Please it has to be done)
Drown him in a river
(Go on and just)
Drown him in a river
(Cause I've have had it)
Drown him in a river, yeah
(Ain't gonna take this no more)

Drown him in a river (x4)

Chorus x2

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 15

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Some guy - January 27, 2003 - Report this comment
That was horrible. You don't even rhyme half the lines that are supposed to be rhymed. Yikes.
Chad Keraga - January 27, 2003 - Report this comment
One of the worst parodies I have ever seen with my 2 eyes. Luckily for you, there is no "0", or else that's what I would have given it. Maybe you don't like Justin Timberlake, but the only person you embarassed with this song was yourself.
X-Man G - January 30, 2003 - Report this comment
haha, its about time someone dissed him on this song
Blue - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yup~ Timberlake should go to hell.
anny - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
you suck...that parody was horrible man omg

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