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Song Parodies -> "Buy Me a Barbie"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Me a River"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Me a Barbie"

The Lyrics

Things can get a little confusing here, damn that Justin Timberlake, always writing 'unparodiable' lyrics! At least I think that's a word...
Not for my son
Just for my girl
I didn't have the correct change, no
So I took a chance
And dressed her to dance
But I bet you didn't think that shoppers would almost mob me down

You don't have to say what she will wear
I already know, I found out from her
Now there's just a beach doll from the mall
And don't it make you happy about me

You told me you loved it
Why did you leave it in the attic
Now you tell me you need a new one
When you call me on the phone
Girl I refuse, you must have me confused
With some other dolls
Your money, you earned, and now it's your turn
To buy, buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie, yeah yeah

I know that they say
That buyers beware, no one dares to say it
It wasn't like you, only talked to imaginary friends and you knew it
Don't act like you didn't know it
All of these dolls people sold me
Your brother ripped off her head
Went ahead and ripped off her head
Then he picked his nose, honestly
It'd be better if he had blown it, yeah

You don't have to say what she will wear
I already know, I found out from her
Now there's just a beach doll from the mall
And don't it make you happy about me

You told me you loved it
Why did you leave it in the attic
Now you tell me you need a new one
When you call me, on the phone
Girl I refuse, you must have me confused
With some other dolls
Or that freakish little Kelly baby
Your money, you earned, now it's your turn

To buy, buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie, yeah yeah

Oh, the Barbie is wrapped
So I guess I be leaving the store
The Barbie is gone niw
So I guess you will be crying
Oh, the Barbie is wrapped
So I guess I be leaving the store
The Barbie is gone niw
So I guess you will be crying

You told me you loved it
Why did you leave it in the attic
Now you tell me you need a new one
When you call me on the phone
Girl I refuse, you must have me confused
With some other dolls
Your money, you earned, and now it's your turn
To buy, buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie
Buy me a Barbie, yeah yeah

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