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Song Parodies -> "Use the Potty"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Your Body"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Use the Potty"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This right here is a parody that shows the crazy excuses that guys will come up with when trying to get out of paying for a date.......
I ate too many beans today
(pants squeak)
I need to use the potty, can't stay
(pants squeak)
I'm sorry I have to, ruin our date
(pants squeak)
Just let me go now, I'll be back late
(pants squeak)

No time, I'm outta of this line
Just gotta go now girl
Lentils are not what you had
Soon I might have to hurl
Cheese burrito, true
I'm gonna have to move
Before I get the truth
So just stay here, I'm due
For a date with the bathroom

So you take the rolls
And you grab a couple more
And all the toilet paper
Rolls across the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smelling ripe
So try the door on the left, try the one on the right

You don't get it, this isn't the way
(gotta take a leak)
I'd usually behave on a beautiful date
(gotta take a leak)
I just had to mention, before I turn gray
(gotta take a leak)
Don't try to stop me, I'm a constipate

Go, just sound alarm
Get everyone out, girl
Run and move, don't be calm
This is, the time you should scream
Trees and bushes by me
You gotta pay the bill
I won't be back it's true
It's nasty, what I'm going through

So I grab Febreeze™
And I spray it some more
Search for a toilet
In this giant of a store
Said need a map, stomach's tight
So I race to the left, and race to the right

Be really quick now, run away
(Aren't I cheap)
I don't have time for this, my patient babe
(Aren't I cheap)
I'll be inside there until the future May
(Aren't I cheap)
I'm gonna use this line, so you hafta pay

Go and crap, boy
I can't talk now, it's an internal storm
Go and crap, boy
I'll meet you later when I'm in the norm
Go and crap, boy
Get your cash, cuz I'll be really long
Go and crap, boy
The bill will be paid by the end of this song

So this is what you came for?
No, I was here for you
And you know this is where there's no more
Romancing with you
I'm searching forever more
For a proper bathroom
If hope is here in this store, girl

I won't be out anytime today
(I'm a freak)
I'll be stuck in the boy's room,and you'll have to pay
(I'm a creep)
I didn't mention, this part of the date
(Why didn't you see)
I'm gonna stiff you
And it'll be okay

Holy crap, boy
If I don't go now, there will be some harm
Holy crap, boy
The entire town will be up in arms
Holy crap, boy
I need to hurry up, cuz I feel it comin' on
Holy crap, boy
You'll be paying the bill, by the end of this song

I ate too much bleu cheese today
(It's a guy thing)
I need to use the potty, and I can't stay
(It's a guy thing)
I'm not sorry I have to, ruin our date
(It's a guy thing)
I'm gonna go now, I'll be back late
(It's a guy thing)

Are you angry at me?
It's just a guy thing
And I bet
I bet that you'll be forking it over by the end of this song

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Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 2

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MrMacphisto - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
aoid - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
HOW ORIGINAL! P.S. just kidding
InLoveWithBritishBoys - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mr. Macphisto....aoid, I'm sorry you feel that way. But I'm new to this site and this is only like my third parody, and I'm just starting to get the hang of it. I have never written parodies before, and since I am just starting out, I thought that I should see if I was improving any. So, in this context, what does everyone think?? I mean, it's not like I'm the expert on this, so I'm sorry to disappoint.
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
InLoveWithBritishBoys - DKTOS (that means "Don't Know The Original Song', since you are new here), so I can't vote. Personally don't care for Justin Timberlake. Don't let 'aoid' discourage you, he(or she) has a serious "poo-aversion" and will not respond positively to any parody that references that bodily function (or several others, for that matter). Anyway, since I don't know the original I can't really judge whether or not the pace is accurate or the rhymes fit at all. But the writing wasn't bad. In fact, I see you didn't use the same lines repetitively, which to me shows a good deal of originality. I'm guessing from the song selection and your 'handle' that you are fairly young (and I'm not) so I probably won't know or be able to vote on your stuff, but you should keep writing and see what type of feedback you get.
an observer writes.. - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Aoid is male, for your information.
InLoveWithBritishBoys - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, you are right....I'm only 13. But I do love this site...I just don't think I'm really cut out for this kind of thing. Oh well :) Anyway thanks Paul, for your feedback. It's good to hear some positive remarks!!!
anny - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Anny - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like my friend on some days ;) Just don't give him no beans =) LOL Good job on this parody by the way! =)
Annie - February 24, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL funny

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