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Song Parodies -> "Shock the Country"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Your Body"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Shock the Country"

Parody Written by:

Sharon Krebs

The Lyrics

Here's my take on the Super Bowl XXXVIII (C) halftime shocker, which was sooooo planned to "kick up" the popularity of everyone involved.
Don't be so quick to walk away.
You'll miss it all.
We wanna shock the country;
Please stay.
It's the Super Bowl!
You don't have to focus on the game.
It's the halftime show!
Just keep on watching
And let things "unfold"
At the SUPER BOWL!

Janet's brand new release
Won't be out 'til late March.
She wants to give y'all a "peek"
Of her new sexy restart.
See, I've been working with her
And I like the way she moves
In sexy directions, ooh!
So, Janet, we'll plan to do
What nobody thought we'd do!

So I'll grab the cup of your leather bustier
And I'll rip it off right with the underneath lace.
We will tell the press it was a mistake,
I'll confess to mass I don't know my own strength!

Don't be so quick to walk away.
You'll miss it all.
We wanna shock the country;
Please stay.
It's the Super Bowl!
You don't have to focus on the game.
It's the halftime show!
Just keep on watching
And let things "unfold"
At the SUPER BOWL!

We don't mean no harm,
We just wanna shock the world.
Janet needs the "exposure"
And I wanna help my girl.
See, it appears to me
That CBS, MTV,
The NFL, Jan, and me
All need ratings high as can be.

So I'll wait before
The loud playing music stops,
Then I'll rip your costume
Until out your right boob pops
Said the time has come,
It's feelin' right.
I'll say a "wardrobe malfunction" went on that night!

Don't be so quick to walk away.
You'll miss it all.
We wanna shock the country;
Please stay.
It's the Super Bowl!
You don't have to focus on the game.
It's the halftime show!
Just keep on watching
And let things "unfold"
At the SUPER BOWL!

Pull it off, boy!
No disrespect, I don't mean no harm.
Pull it off, boy!
I can't wait to have the crowd alarmed!
Pull it off, boy!
Hurryin' up while maintaining my charm.
Pull it off, boy!
Gonna have your boob show by the end of this song!

So why did we choose to
Entertain all of you?
'Cause we know that when Janet comes into view,
She gets her groove on, ooh!
We'll make this the greatest halftime show!
It's time to take a chance—
The Nielsen ratings will soar, yeah!

Da, da, da........RIP!
Da,da, da, da....RIP!
TIVO!
Da, da, da........RIP!
Da,da, da, da....RIP!
ROLL IT BACK!
Da, da, da........RIP!
Da,da, da, da....RIP!
OOOOOH!
Da, da, da........RIP!
Da,da, da, da....RIP!
LET IT ALL HANG OUT!

Don't be so quick to walk away.
You'll miss it all.
We wanna shock the country;
Please stay.
It's the Super Bowl!
You don't have to focus on the game.
It's the halftime show!
Just keep on watching
And let things "unfold"
At the SUPER BOWL!

Pull it off, boy!
No disrespect, I don't mean no harm.
Pull it off, boy!
I can't wait to have the crowd alarmed!
Pull it off, boy!
Hurryin' up while maintaining my charm.
Pull it off, boy!
Gonna have your boob show by the end of this song!

Don't be so quick to walk away.
(Just watch—you'll get your "kicks".)
Don't be so quick to walk away.
(Check out the halftime.)
Don't be so quick to walk away.
(You'll miss the shocker of the year!)
Don't be so quick to walk away.
(Come over here, baby.)

Da, da, da........RIP!
Da,da, da, da....RIP!
TIVO!
Da, da, da........RIP!
Da,da, da, da....RIP!
ROLL IT BACK!
Da, da, da........RIP!
Da,da, da, da....RIP!
OOH, OOH, OOH!
Da, da, da........RIP!
Da,da, da, da....RIP!
BRING THAT BOOB BACK!

Are you feelin' it?
Let's give up on the football bets
'Cause I bet I'll have your boob show by the end of this song!

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James L - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey. Brilliant way to take advantage of the controversial headlines.

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