[Saider E. + (Juicin')]
Ladies & gentlemen (huh)
it's my pleasure to introduce to you
He's a friend of mine (yes, yes i am)
And he goes by the name ... Juicin'
Wowoowoooo
Aaaaaaall the way from Amiright.com
And i wrote something special for ya'll tonite
i wrote this parody for ya'll about this sub
(the fajita sub right there?)
Yeah, c'mon

[Juicin']
I went to Subway, didn't know i'd see
Such a beautiful sub, waitin' there for me
Seen Jared in my head, and how he lost them pounds
If Jared can come down, then so can I somehow
So i ordered,

Sub Fajita, what sauce should i choose
The more i eat, the more weight i loose
Put everything on my Southwestern sub
Can't believe it's low in fat and i'm about to...

Now, I've tried fasting sometimes, but yet i still stay round
But, if i keep eating these subs, One day i might be thin-bound
"i would like it on some rye" that's so my sub taste fly
But i still be gainin' pounds maybe cuz i lounge
So i ordered,

Some Fajita, enough to be chewed
It doesn't matter if I eat like a crew
My belly's grumblin', ready to do harm
it's alright to pigout because it's low in those...
Caaah-Caaaaah-Carbs (cuz it low in those...)
Caaah-Caaaaah-Carbs (can't get enough of those..)
Caaah-Caaaaah-Carbs (just enough of those...)
Caaah-Caaaaah-Carbs

When i look at all i can choose, no more worries of diet rules
Cuz i know these subs are fat-free, I can eat all those healthy subs
And no longer will I ever gain more pounds!

Some Fajita, what sauce should i choose
The more i eat, the more weight i loose
Put everything on my Southwestern sub
Can't believe it's low in fat and i'm about to...
Gruuu-Gruuuuu-Grub (I'm about to...)
Gruuu-Gruuuuu-Grub (gonna eat my...)
Gruuu-Gruuuuu-Grub (cuz i wanna...)
Gruuu-Gruuuuu-Grub (i'm about to...)

When i look at all i can choose, no more worries of diet rules
Cuz i know these subs are fat-free, I can eat all those healthy subs
I can eat all i want, i won't ever grow

Now listen, i gon' try a new sauce right now
they got Asiago sauce now
I'ma start to order right now,
i'm gonna get the sandwich fresh okay
(i go)
Right now my bread is heatin' up, the strips is, too
(and then the server goes)
Would you like to try our selects, or from our value menu
(i say)
Right now my bread is heatin' up, the strips is, too
(she says)
Would you like to try our selects, or our value menu
(I say)
Right now my bread is heatin' up, the strips is, too
(and she says)
Would you like to try our selects, or our value menu
(Smells good don't it)
Right now my bread is heatin' up, the strips is, too
(and she says)
Would you like to try our selects, or our value menu
(heat it one more time)
Right now my bread is heatin' up, the strips is, too
(she say)
Would you like to try our selects, or our value menu
(yum,yum)
Right now my bread is heatin' up, the strips is, too
(she say)
Would you like to try our selects, or our value menu

[Saider E.]
Gentlemen, eat up
Ladies, good eating
(laughs)
And that's it