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Song Parodies -> "Pour Me A Miller"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Me A River"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Pour Me A Miller"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G. & Ghetto John

The Lyrics

[Ghetto John]
I don't drink bud
or wine coolers
But you didn't know all the drinks I've tried, no
So I took a chance,
when I was in France.
But I bet you didn't think you'd see my car crashing now, no

[S.T.G]
I will always drink what you brew
I'm already drunk, the best beer's from you
Now there's just no chance
Now there's just no chance, Bloody Mary, just to scary.
And don't it make you want a drink, too?

[Ghetto John]
You told me you'd bring me
another six pack, here at home
Now you tell me your sorry
When you call me, from your phone
Girl I refuse, my drinks i still will abuse
so don't even try
Your eye brows were burned, and now it's your turn
To pour, pour me a miller
pour me a Miller ... pour me a Miller ... pour me a Miller, yeah yeah

[S.T.G.]
I go Miller's way,
That some drinks are better left undrunk
It wasn't like you only had one drink and you know it
(Don't act like you don't know it)
All of these drinks people showed me
Margaritas really stunk.
(The Coke and Rum just stunk)
You should've picked Heinekien
Then you may not have thrown up (yeah)

[S.T.G.]
I will always drink what you brew
(Don't have to say, what you brewed)
I'm already drunk, the best beer's from you
(Heineken, no, uh)
Now there's just no chance, Bloody Mary, just to scary.
(No chance, Coke and rum)
And don't it make you wanna drink, too?

[Ghetto John]
You told me you'd bring me
another six pack, here at home
Now you tell me your sorry
When you call me, from your phone
Girl I refuse, my drinks i still will abuse
so don't even try
Your eye brows were burned, and now it's your turn
To pour, pour me a Miller
(you know you must)
pour me a Miller (you know you must)
pour me a Miller
(Baby you know you must)
pour me a Miller, yea yea
Oh, The beers almost gone
but I need to keep drinking
Oh The beers almost gone
but I need to keep drinking
Oh The beers almost gone
but I need to keep drinking
Oh The beers almost gone
but I need to keep drinking

[S.T.G.]
I will always drink what you brew
(Don't have to say, what you brewed)
I'm already drunk, the best beer's from you
(Heineken, no, uh)
Now there's just no chance, Bloody Mary, just to scary.
(No chance, Coke and rum)
And don't it make you wanna drink, too?


[Ghetto John]
pour me a Miller (you know you must)
pour me a Miller (Baby you know you must)
pour me a Miller (You know you know you must)
pour me a Miller, yea yea

pour me a Miller (Baby you know you must)
pour me a Miller (you know you must)
pour me a Miller (Cause my brain is fried)
pour me a Miller, yea yea (I'm gonna drink much more, yea-yea)

pour me a Miller
pour me a Miller, oh
pour me a Miller, oh
pour me a Miller, oh

pour me a Miller, oh (pour me, pour me)
pour me a Miller, oh (pour me, pour me)
pour me a Miller, oh (pour me, pour me)
pour me a Miller, oh (pour me, pour me)
pour me a Miller, oh (pour me, pour me)
pour me a Miller, oh (pour me, pour me)
pour me a Miller (pour me, pour me)

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S.T.G. - January 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't even know what song we parodied....... lol I like it,
Ghetto John - January 17, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, Well whether or not, this our 2nd chart maker yeah!
lebeiw15 - January 18, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, S.T.G., that is hard to do... great parody!
Ghetto John - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Nominated for best duet in the 2nd semiannual Amiright Awards.
mike - August 29, 2012 - Report this comment
39l

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