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Song Parodies -> "All i want is drugs"

Original Song Title:

"All I want is you"

Original Performer:

Juno

Parody Song Title:

"All i want is drugs"

Parody Written by:

Nick Novak

The Lyrics

My version of the ever popular song in JUNO.
If I was a crack head going wild and free.
All I'd want is you to be is the dealer to me
And if I was a dubee growing tall and green,
I'd want you to smoke every single one of my leaves.

If I was a crack head going wild and free.
All I'd want is you to be is the dealer to me
And if I was a dubee growing tall and green,
I'd want you to smoke every single one of my leaves.

All I want is you, soak me in tide
Take the pot stain out of my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
think I might comatose in my pee.

If you were the dealer in the alley thats tall,
The rumble of your junk would be my call.
If you were the nose, I know I'd be the snow.
Just as long as you were with me, we’d smoke the blow.

All I want is you, inject it in my side.
Or maybe the hand or try my eye.
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Put it in my arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a spoon, I'd be the needle.
If you were yoko, well I'd be the beatle.
If you were the toleit, I'd wanna be the puke.
And if you were my ex, I know I'd be the nuke.

All I want is you, buy me some tide.
Take me stomach, im not wide.
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Put it in my arms and I’ll sway like the sea.

If you were the spoon, I'd be the fire.
If you were the drugs, I'd be the desire.
If you were a hood, I'd be your cloak,
And if you were gone, I'd buy a boat.

All I want is you, buy me some tide.
Take me stomach, im not wide.
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Put it in my arms and I’ll sway like the sea.
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Chong - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh wow man - this dude sounds ripped. Dave? Dave?... Dave ain't here man. Wow man - like I could do some votes but I'm too stoned and numbers just mess me up when I'm ripped like this man. I was just fine before I smoked this parody but like wow man i'm like really ripped off it man.

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