Song Parodies -> God Bless My Cigarette
| Original Song Title: | "God Bless The U.S.A." |
| Original Performer: | Jump5 |
| Parody Song Title: | "God Bless My Cigarette" |
| Parody Written by: | Nicole |
my friends and i wrote the chorus and then i wrote the verses. please dont take offense cause its to "God Bless The USA" and its about smoking.... note: the "i'd gladly stick my butt next to you" is talking about the butt of the cigarette
If tomorrow all my stuff was gone
That I had all my life
And I had to sit down and figure out why
I think I'd realize
Why I am here today
Cause they think I have a problem
Well I know just what to say
I'm proud to be a smoker
At least my lungs are black
And I won't forget the money spent
Getting really high
And I proudly stick my butt next to you
And take a puff and say
I love to smoke everyday
God bless my cigarette
From the day I was told
That I am addicted
I have tried to stop
But I keep going back for more
From what I have been told
To what you're telling me
There is no way I will die
And its time for me to say
Its time for me to say
I'm proud to be a smoker
At least my lungs are black
And I won't forget the money spent
Getting really high
And I proudly stick my butt next to you
And take a puff and say
I love to smoke everyday
God bless my cigarette
I'm proud to be a smoker
I'm proud to be a smoker
At least my lungs are black
And I won't forget the money spent
Getting really high
And I proudly stick my butt next to you
And take a puff and say
I love to smoke everyday
God bless my cigarette
So proud to be a smoker
God bless my cigarette
So proud to be a smoker
God bless my cigarette
That I had all my life
And I had to sit down and figure out why
I think I'd realize
Why I am here today
Cause they think I have a problem
Well I know just what to say
I'm proud to be a smoker
At least my lungs are black
And I won't forget the money spent
Getting really high
And I proudly stick my butt next to you
And take a puff and say
I love to smoke everyday
God bless my cigarette
From the day I was told
That I am addicted
I have tried to stop
But I keep going back for more
From what I have been told
To what you're telling me
There is no way I will die
And its time for me to say
Its time for me to say
I'm proud to be a smoker
At least my lungs are black
And I won't forget the money spent
Getting really high
And I proudly stick my butt next to you
And take a puff and say
I love to smoke everyday
God bless my cigarette
I'm proud to be a smoker
I'm proud to be a smoker
At least my lungs are black
And I won't forget the money spent
Getting really high
And I proudly stick my butt next to you
And take a puff and say
I love to smoke everyday
God bless my cigarette
So proud to be a smoker
God bless my cigarette
So proud to be a smoker
God bless my cigarette
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