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Song Parodies -> "Some Cute Thing"

Original Song Title:

"This Machine"

Original Performer:

Julien-K for Sonic Heroes

Parody Song Title:

"Some Cute Thing"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I imagined the song "This Machine" as its exact opposite, as a girly-girl song, and it came out pretty funny! Enjoy!
Roses all around
Just where am I?
Ooh, a pony
I'll give it sympathy
I will brush it's hair - And give it lotsa food
Whoa, why is it that I'm
Gettin' so girly?
Who cares, Mr. Pony?
Will you go out for tea?


We all danced in roses!
Trapped in some cute thing!
I'm loathin' all this boy stuff
But I'm not, like, gothic

We all danced in roses!
And we are still here, it seems
Oh-ho, I almost forgot
Do you want some tea, Teddy?

When I see bunnies with big blue eyes
I'm so happy
I wanna hug 'em all
I cannot believe - I'm like a gal
Kissy-kissy, gooey-goo
Oh, you know
I am in misery--
Oh, a unicorn for me?


Me and Teddy
Ted, don't be mean, now that is a no-no
Oh, where's my unicorn?
Omigoodness, Ted - It ran away
It didn't want any tea - Or want to play
I feel so lonely--
Huh? What 's hap'nin' to me?

BTW, I am actually a GUY. =P

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