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Song Parodies -> "Wool Gone Wild"

Original Song Title:

"World Gone Wild"

Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Wool Gone Wild"

Parody Written by:

D. Shafer

The Lyrics

From Journey' most recently released CD, "Arrival"..
I woke up, suddenly my jaw dropped
Yarn was stretching from the den to 'who knows where'
Just my luck, my cat threw a party
When I'm fast asleep he has no cares

The sweater I've been knitting (I've been knitting)
Is gonna suffer a setback (gonna suffer a setback)
If I only knew all that I know now (that I know now)
I'd have stopped him in his tracks

CHORUS:
Where's the fun, in the wool gone wild?
I don't need it in my life
He destroyed a birthday surprise
I'm on edge right now
How can I salvage all this wool gone wild?

Bad feline, the more I wind the more I find
It leads to somehere near his litterbox
To my life, he brings the ups and downs
Among the smiles there are a million frowns
Although I got the knots out (I got the knots out)
I'll face new tangles once it's washed (tangles once it's washed)
Now that demon's running, where's he hiding?
Is he afraid his brains will be squashed? Yee.. yeah..

REPEAT CHORUS

Tonight I'll lock the door, I'll put an end
To his cute antics, that's for sure
First I'll mop some more, it takes time to scrape puke off the floor.. Um..umm

How can I salvage.. how can I salvage.. how can I salvage all this wool gone wild?

REPEAT CHORUS

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