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Song Parodies -> "Be Meek And Mild"

Original Song Title:

"Sleep Like A Child"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joss Stone

Parody Song Title:

"Be Meek And Mild"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

...about an ex from a former violent abusive relationship trying it on again later.....
Don't fight when "his highness" comes
No way to make it make amends
My Fen's made me glad to see the light
And we'll be groping
Like we're going round the bend

So many games played, in's 'n' out's of all things
Time trickles like sand, when you've lost everything

Chorus:
So get back you creep
I'm not that cheap
And may this parody say goodbye
And my resolve is so much stronger
Bysie-bye
I am dancing, doing the conga!

Be meek and mild
P*ss off and weep
And as you maybe frown
What you sow'd you reap
Be meek and mild
P*ss off and weep
And as you maybe frown
What you sow'd you reap

If you're on the phone
For I sure for hell will hide
No fear inside my eyes
Now I'm not by your side

Chorus:
So get back you creep
I'm not that cheap
And may this parody just say goodbye
And my resolve is so much stronger
Bysie bye!
I am dancing, doing the conga!

Be meek and mild
P*ss off and weep
And as you maybe frown
What you sow'd you reap
Be meek and mild
P*ss off and weep
And as you maybe frown
What you sow'd you reap

Well what so?
Don't try it with those sighs
You tried to hurt me every way
Pry and struggle with all your might
You sure show and you try 'n' 'carry on'
So just shut up, play dead
I now can gleam, I am not wrong

Be Meek and Mild
Asshole and creep
And if you maybe frown
What you sow'd you reap
Be Meek and Mild
Asshole and creep
Be Meek and Mild
Asshole and creep
And as you ever frown
What you sow'd you reap.....

© 290905 lucidlupin leebee

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