Song Parodies -> Your Tan
| Original Song Title: | "Your Man" |
| Original Performer: | Josh Turner |
| Parody Song Title: | "Your Tan" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Beckley |
Chorus:
Baby, lock the door and turn the lights up bright
Ain't nothin' like some ultraviolet light
Baby, you ain't never looked so right
As you do when you're tan
I've been thinking 'bout you all week long
How you look when you're in a thong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to see your tan
Jeepers creepers, there's no peepers
You just take your time
Get a little browner, it's no downer
Please just don't get fried
Chorus:
Baby, lock the door and turn the lights up bright
Ain't nothin' like some ultraviolet light
Baby, you ain't never looked so right
As you do when you're tan
I've been thinking 'bout you all week long
How you look when you're in a thong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to see your tan
Everybody loves your sexy body
And I sure love it, too
Later on when, we're together
I know what we'll do
Chorus:
Baby, lock the door and turn the lights up bright
Ain't nothin' like some ultraviolet light
Baby, you ain't never looked so right
As you do when you're tan
I've been thinking 'bout you all week long
How you look when you're in a thong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to see your tan
Baby, lock the door and turn the lights up bright
Ain't nothin' like some ultraviolet light
Baby, you ain't never looked so right
As you do when you're tan
I've been thinking 'bout you all week long
How you look when you're in a thong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to see your tan
Jeepers creepers, there's no peepers
You just take your time
Get a little browner, it's no downer
Please just don't get fried
Chorus:
Baby, lock the door and turn the lights up bright
Ain't nothin' like some ultraviolet light
Baby, you ain't never looked so right
As you do when you're tan
I've been thinking 'bout you all week long
How you look when you're in a thong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to see your tan
Everybody loves your sexy body
And I sure love it, too
Later on when, we're together
I know what we'll do
Chorus:
Baby, lock the door and turn the lights up bright
Ain't nothin' like some ultraviolet light
Baby, you ain't never looked so right
As you do when you're tan
I've been thinking 'bout you all week long
How you look when you're in a thong
I can't believe how much it turns me on
Just to see your tan
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SIr, I realize that ' tans' are turn-on, but they are so unhealthy! And thongs are just plain grossssss.
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