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Song Parodies -> "Long Brown Stain"

Original Song Title:

"Long Black Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Josh Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Long Brown Stain"

Parody Written by:

Lazyjboy

The Lyrics

Watch out fo that Long Brown Stain
theres a long brown stain
that comes from your behind
about 4 inches long
a smear from the wink eye
its not just men
who leave these stains
watch out ladies
for that long brown stain

it points to the heavens
it points to the sky
if it gets on your finger
you can get the pink eye

a cork in your bung hole
will prevent some stains
but if theres too much pressure
it'll shoot out like a train

cause it gets sticky
before it dries
it gets sticky
between your thighs
it clings to the underwear
and can cause pain
you better watch out
for that long brown stain

the flies will all gather
around that long brown stain
makin' you wonder if its food or a game
there just a waitin' to hear you say
shoo flies get away from that long brown stain


cause it get sticky
before it dries
it gets sticky
between your thighs
it clings to the underwear
and can cause pain
you better watch out
for that long brown stain

they can smell one comin' from a mile away
since before it dried it had smelled all day
if your wearin' thin pants it makes everybody stare
remains of defecation smeared everywhere

don't ya know it gets sticky
before it dries
it gets sticky
between your thighs
it clings to the underwear
and can cause pain
you better watch out
for that long brown stain

it clings to the underwear
and can cause pain
you better watch out
for that long brown stain
you better watch out
for that long brown stain

everbodys laughin at that long brown stain

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original author - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
song title thief.... mine is better

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