Song Parodies -> Got The Clapper
| Original Song Title: | "Firecracker" |
| Original Performer: | Josh Turner |
| Parody Song Title: | "Got The Clapper" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Yeeeaaahhh..when I walk in a room
My hands go boom
Things start to brighten
With a shower of light.
No huntin' for walls
No switches to tumble
Feel safe in the dark, and
Don't ever stumble..
Better than a pull chain
Or a snapper..
Hear us applaudin' now
We Got The Clapper !
For a freak controller
It's a power flick..
Hand circulation gets a
Benefit kick..
Son of a gun,
Don't need a handle
The whole room's aglow
Like a Roman candle
When I'm hot for the wife,
On her booty, I slap her
Turns the lights all out,
Hey, we Got The Clapper !
Adds more excitement to a roll in the hay
Creates a ruckus, winds up passion play
More romantic than candles,
Or a hot tub soak..
And we don't take a chance on goin' up in smoke
Well, it's a good thing glowin'
Ron, ya' got one right
Hey, we Got The Clapper !
It's the light of our life..
Lights on or off with a mere hand bang
Yeah, I'll tell ya' it's a beautiful thang..
Lights go off, and then we hold on tight
Plug a toy in the socket,
For the middle of the night
Now, she makes love like a "Twenties Flapper"
Much better sex life, since we Got The Clapper !
Adds more excitement to the roll in the hay
Creates a ruckus, winds up passion play
More romantic than candles,
Or a hot tub soak..
And we don't take no chances goin' up in smoke
Yeah, it's a good thing glowin'
Ron, ya' got one right..
Oh, we Got The Clapper !
It's the light of our life..
Uhhh haaa..
We got a good thing glowin'
Now, sex feels more right,,
Since we Got The Clapper,
It's the light of our life..
Sex is red hot glowin'
Spices up the night
Hey, we Got The Clapper,
It's the light of our life..
Yeah, we Got The Clapper
It's the light of our life..
Got The Clapper
Got The Clapper
Whooooo hoooo
Got The Clapper
Got The Clapper
(Clap!) Got The Clapper
Got The Clapper..
My hands go boom
Things start to brighten
With a shower of light.
No huntin' for walls
No switches to tumble
Feel safe in the dark, and
Don't ever stumble..
Better than a pull chain
Or a snapper..
Hear us applaudin' now
We Got The Clapper !
For a freak controller
It's a power flick..
Hand circulation gets a
Benefit kick..
Son of a gun,
Don't need a handle
The whole room's aglow
Like a Roman candle
When I'm hot for the wife,
On her booty, I slap her
Turns the lights all out,
Hey, we Got The Clapper !
Adds more excitement to a roll in the hay
Creates a ruckus, winds up passion play
More romantic than candles,
Or a hot tub soak..
And we don't take a chance on goin' up in smoke
Well, it's a good thing glowin'
Ron, ya' got one right
Hey, we Got The Clapper !
It's the light of our life..
Lights on or off with a mere hand bang
Yeah, I'll tell ya' it's a beautiful thang..
Lights go off, and then we hold on tight
Plug a toy in the socket,
For the middle of the night
Now, she makes love like a "Twenties Flapper"
Much better sex life, since we Got The Clapper !
Adds more excitement to the roll in the hay
Creates a ruckus, winds up passion play
More romantic than candles,
Or a hot tub soak..
And we don't take no chances goin' up in smoke
Yeah, it's a good thing glowin'
Ron, ya' got one right..
Oh, we Got The Clapper !
It's the light of our life..
Uhhh haaa..
We got a good thing glowin'
Now, sex feels more right,,
Since we Got The Clapper,
It's the light of our life..
Sex is red hot glowin'
Spices up the night
Hey, we Got The Clapper,
It's the light of our life..
Yeah, we Got The Clapper
It's the light of our life..
Got The Clapper
Got The Clapper
Whooooo hoooo
Got The Clapper
Got The Clapper
(Clap!) Got The Clapper
Got The Clapper..
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I just got rid of the clap er, clapper. Sorry to see you got it. Oh, wait a minute....I see...the CLAPPER! Never mind. Clap for 5's here. The spanking could ignite a wild light show if done right!
delightfully goofy...i...uh.....applauded
Thanks, guys
This is quite delightful,Sir, but I won't give up on Rudolph's lighted 'nose'(s). They are 'hands-Free' !
Thanks, LCC
Very very funny idea...I'm clapping...whoops the lights went out but my wife is calling...bye!
Thanks, IB
Clap On. . .Clap Off. . .very funny! What an original idea.
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