Friday the thirteenth and you were pure evil
Why did you go mad? Possessed by the devil?
You drank everything in every pub
Guess you didn't drink milk when you were a little bub
I looked out for you, kept you out of all danger
But after every drink, you were acting much stranger...

What's with the drinking?
What on earth were you thinking?
You were meant to go to work
But you were drunk and went berserk

You went berserk

Now I hear you're sorry, but I can't do anything
If I speak to you, I will lose nearly everything
My family say to me "Speak to him - you're going"
Don't want to hurt anyone, tell me what I should be doing
Know what I should have done that day
Should have taken your beers away
I was too scared to say or do anything...

What's with the drinking?
What on earth were you thinking?
You were meant to go to work
But you were drunk and went berserk

What's with the drinking?
What on earth were you thinking?
You were meant to go to work
But you were drunk and went berserk

You went berserk

I tried to talk some sense into you that day
But it was just too hard, in the end I ran away
Couldn't take it...

What's with the drinking? What on earth were you thinking?

What's with the drinking?
What on earth were you thinking?
You were meant to go to work
But you were drunk and went berserk

You went berserk... you went berserk