(Patient)
I'm feeling down, oh doc can you please help me
Ever since Nam seems things just aren't the same

(Doctor)
Then tell me sir, what seems to be the problem?

(Patient)
I'm having trouble staying in the game
Can't get it Up, despite all the Viagra
Can't get it up, should I get therapy?
Nothing's worked, my wife is losing patience
Can't get it up, what can you do for me?

(Doctor)
There is a cure, my personal concoction
A secret passed down through my family
Just blend some oysters, chocolate and ginseng
Then gulp it down, results are guaranteed

(Patient)
It raised me up! no need for the Viagra,
It raised me up, please thank your family,
You should sell that recipe to Pfizer
It raised me up and cured me from E D

It raised me up, ignore all the commercials,
It raised me up, no chemicals for me,
I have sold your recipe to Pfizer
It made me rich and ditch the chastity