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Song Parodies -> "Can't Get It Up"

Original Song Title:

"You Raised Me Up"

Original Performer:

Josh Groban

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Get It Up"

Parody Written by:

Beth Stuebing

The Lyrics

Here's an ode to the problem guys get with their little fellow...
I'm feeling down, oh doc can you please help me
Ever since Nam seems things just aren't the same

Then tell me sir, what seems to be the problem?

I'm having trouble staying in the game
Can't get it Up, despite all the Viagra
Can't get it up, should I get therapy?
Nothing's worked, my wife is losing patience
Can't get it up, what can you do for me?

There is a cure, my personal concoction
A secret passed down through my family
Just blend some oysters, chocolate and ginseng
Then gulp it down, results are guaranteed

It raised me up! no need for the Viagra,
It raised me up, please thank your family,
You should sell that recipe to Pfizer
It raised me up and cured me from E D

It raised me up, ignore all the commercials,
It raised me up, no chemicals for me,
I have sold your recipe to Pfizer
It made me rich and ditch the chastity

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Rick C - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, good job! This was funny. 555

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