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Song Parodies -> "Card Cheats"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbeats"

Original Performer:

José González

Parody Song Title:

"Card Cheats"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Heartbeats is the track used on the current Sony Bravia commercials (with all the different coloured balls bouncing down a hill in San Fransisco)
One night of being shrewd
We can but hope for truth
You me and Thomas said
Five hands we'll make it pay

We made an inference
Tom threw cards so bent
As we sat to play
His was a dodgy spade

Held hand tight as a glove
A mean one
We're feeling pretty rough
Hadn't won

He might have a full flush
We weren't holding much
He wiped the table clean
The dirty thief

Tom was the card tycoon
Our words were very blue
We heard Thomas say
We weren't in luck

Held hand tight as a glove
A mean one
We're feeling pretty rough
Hadn't won

Held hand tight as a glove
A mean one
We're feeling pretty rough....

And he, he dealt a hand so so evil
And he, ripped us off with such cheer
Playing of his card cheats
All the night

Held hand tight as a glove
A mean one
We're feeling pretty rough
Hadn't won

Held hand tight as a glove
A mean one
We're feeling pretty rough....

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Larry Hensley - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I liked it.
Rick C - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Ditto to what Larry said. 555
LucidLupin - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Larry & Rick..... if anyone interested the ad together with the soundtrack can be found here www.bravia-advert.com The José González album 'Veneer' from which the track is taken - is better ;)
gimmeah - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
well done L x

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