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Song Parodies -> "Obese Marathon"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Obese Marathon"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by CML!!!
Obese Marathon!
Obese Marathon!
Obese Marathon!
Race to buffet leads to attacks of the heart!

Obese Marathon!
Obese Marathon!
Obese Marathon!
Their cholesterol is off the charts!

I wanna wish you a hefty Xmas
I wanna wish you a paunchy Xmas
I wanna wish you a corpulent Xmas
Being rotund & stout is not that smart!


Obese Marathon!
Obese Marathon!
Obese Marathon!
Race to buffet leads to attacks of the heart!

Obese Marathon!
Obese Marathon!
Obese Marathon!
Their cholesterol is off the charts!

I wanna wish you a portly Xmas
I wanna wish you a chubby Xmas
I wanna wish you a flabby Xmas
Being weighty & whale-like is not that smart!

Still you eat and eat and never stop!!!


















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Agrimorfee - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
555 myocardial infarctions. Totally appropriate towards this, security code is HUG. Happy holiday.
Jeff - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
This is phat (bad pun)! 5's
Rob Arndt - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys and HH to you too Agrimorfee!
Jonathan - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Lennie oughta like this one! 5s Merry Christmas!
Rob Arndt - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, and Happy Holidays to everyone!
CML - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Me gusto, Yonathan! I also like the fact that some goofball comment inspires someone else to do a parody. I thought "Obese Navidad" would elicit a chuckle, Rob
Rob Arndt - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment
It did make me chuckle, CML... You should do that title yourself!
Geoffrey - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh treadmill, where art thou? 555 lbs to lose!
Patrick - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Problem with the buffet is that you strive to get your "money's worth". Unfortunately "all you can eat" is not necessarily "all you should eat".
CML - December 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I didn't have a handle on "Obese Navidad", so I didn't do anything with it, Rob. But now I think I do. So perhaps I'll post something by Monday.
CML - December 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I believe I nailed it, Rob. Just sent 'er in, so should show on Monday
Vegan - December 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Obese soon leads to deceased!
CML - December 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Hmm .... Deceased Navidad ... Deceased Navidad ... Deceased Navidad ....... Morbido ano y fatali- .. Nah, too dark for the Christmas season

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