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Song Parodies -> "Not Fair"

Original Song Title:

"No Air"

Original Performer:

Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Not Fair"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Warning!!! This is a negative parody about the Holocaust and is definately not funny concerning both Anti-Semitism nor Genocide. It is a parody of the lyrics of the OS. There are parodies here about killing Gadhafi, bombing enemy nations, killing terrorists, and other negative themes involving adultery, immorality, etc... straight from the news. Most here are adults and laugh at that material. But much of my material gets really dark, morbid, and negative. I do not wish to offend anyone here with this parody. But it is dark creativity and historically factual. I post on everyone and everything so take that into account. I personally do not believe that a parody cannot touch genocide as a topic. It still goes on even today and one doesn't have to be Jewish to experience that terror. Although the identification is of Jews in this parody, Russians and other undesirables were also killed in the Nazi death camps. This could represent them too...
[Prisoner 1]
OH GOD! They’re sending us to the showers!!!

There’s got to be some kind of mistake
I’m still strong enough to work each day!
Living here is like living in a world of despair
Oh God, No!!!

[Prisoner 2]
You’re not alone, none are free
My body won't move, Nazi brutality
Wish there was a way that I could meet their demands

[Prisoner 1]
But how do they expect us
to survive beaten with no mercy
'Cause this camp involves inhumanity
They’re killing us with Zyklon B

[Chorus]
Tell me how I'm supposed to survive the showers
Can't live, caught in this deep despair
It's how I feel knowing the Nazis are our captors
It's not fair, not fair
Got us working to death out here without sleep
Tell me how we can survive if we don’t eat
All Jews are here, they got the Zyklon B
It's not fair, not fair

Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair

[Prisoner 2]
I’ve worked, I’ve survived, I’ve been jumped, now I’m through
What more do you suggest I do???
There's no grave to hold our remains after this ordeal

[Prisoner 1]
But somehow I'm still alive inside
Worked to death, but yet I survived
I don't know how, but I don't even care

[Both]
But how do they expect us
to survive beaten with no mercy
'Cause this camp involves inhumanity
They’re killing us with Zyklon B

Tell me how I'm supposed to survive the showers
Can't live, caught in this deep despair
It's how I feel knowing the Nazis are our captors
It's not fair, not fair
Got us working to death out here without sleep
Tell me how we can survive if we don’t eat
All Jews are here, they got the Zyklon B
It's not fair, not fair

Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
No more
It's not fair, not fair

Tell me how I'm supposed to survive the showers
Can't live, caught in this deep despair
It's how I feel knowing the Nazis are our captors
It's not fair, not fair
Got us working to death out here without sleep
Tell me how we can survive if we don’t eat
All Jews are here, they got the Zyklon B
It's not fair, not fair

Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair

Tell me how I'm supposed to survive the showers
Can't live, caught in this deep despair
It's how I feel knowing the Nazis are our captors
It's not fair, not fair

Got us working to death out here without sleep
Tell me how we can survive if we don’t eat
All Jews are here, they got the Zyklon B
It's not fair, not fair

Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
Not fair, Not fair
Not fair…


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Wild Child JIN - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Nazis were nothing more than a "shower" of sickness! 5's :-)
Rob Arndt - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Amazing, I did not authorize comments for this and here they are anyway!!! My apologies to anyone that gets offended. I got home early this morning around 2am and had to write 3 songs in little time. I choose at random various artists and song titles to parody. unlike others, I write from the top down in sequence which means the chorus comes where it is in the song. So showers is where this all started and I couldn't think of anything funny about showers, so I took the Third Reich route.
Patrick - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't know the original song, but you have a real gift for capturing the terror of those who were caught in the Nazi grip and could not escape. I've seen several of your songs on this theme and they are indeed terrifying.

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