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Song Parodies -> "No Fur"

Original Song Title:

"No Air"

Original Performer:

Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown

Parody Song Title:

"No Fur"

Parody Written by:

Brittany Condon and Amy Thomas

The Lyrics

Not actually a vegetarian, but we wrote this song for our die-hard PETA believer friend, Heather Willis.
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with dead meat.

If I should make a cake to bake
It cant cause chickens to die that day
Killing baby chickens is a disgrace,
Oh

I care about the furry animals, not a slab of meat
My heart won't move, it hates to see
Innocent little animals, killed for our dinner plate

But how do you expect me
to live in a world with dead meat
'Cause my world is all veggies,
It's so hard to eat the meat.
[Chorus:]
Tell me how I'm supposed to live with dead meat
Your wearing a jacket made from animals fur,
Its real fur, real fur.
How could you not be so deep
Tell me how you gonna eat dead meat
With the possibility of mad cow disease
It's not fair, not fair

No fur, fur
No fur, fur
No fur, fur
No fur, fur

I bought, I plant, I water, I grew
Right out the ground to give to you
There's no meat or animals in it, for real

Don’t you know, animals feel fear inside
You killed their body, but their souls survive
I don’t know why you eat meat, but I careeee.



But how do you expect me
to live in a world with dead meat
'Cause my world is all veggies,
It's so hard to eat the meat.

[Chorus]

No fur, fur
No fur, fur
No fur, fur
No fur, fur
No moreeee
It's not fair, fair

[Chorus x2]

No fur, fur
No fur, fur
No fur, fur
No fur, fur
Vegetarian anthem!

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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vegetarian4ever - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment
o love this song, thank you so much for getting our message out there. and to the girl heather willis? PETA PALS FOR LIYFE SISTAH!
Legless in Wyoming - June 05, 2008 - Report this comment
a cannibal ate my leg! =[ no fur. no meat.maybe i would still have a leg. f***ing hannibal lector.
Heather Willis - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAH. I love this song. :] I'll sing it to the dentist.
Teejehsy - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Down with PETA, FREE MIKE VICK!!!

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