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Song Parodies -> "This Is My Cow"

Original Song Title:

"This Is My Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jordin Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"This Is My Cow"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Now it's work time, I see Maybelle today
Swinging her cowbell, standing by herself

There was a time my life just seemed to fade
Job prospects at an end, going down the bends
Working at this farm now I get well paid

This is my cow, and she's waitin' for the milkin'
With her hide so brown, mooin' ever so loverly
She turns to see me, I say, "Hello, and How Now?"
And I grin, this is my cow

I'm so full of pride--my hands, they never chafe
I feel that life is so divine with this here bovine
I got the strength to grip each teat, by faith!

This is my cow, while she is waitin' for the milkin'
Whips her tail around and swats at flies she cannot see
My stool's beneath me, and I got the bucket, no doubt
This my friend, this is my cow

I've never seen such udders before, yeah
We're all impressed because she produces lots more
One gallon more!

This is my cow I'm squeezin' for the milkin'
While I sing this epic tune quite merrily
This is synergy, a symbiosis, no doubt
And later comes the moment
When I drive to town and bring it to the dairy
To pasteurize, see, no more bacteria about
That my friends, is from my cow
Milk from my cow
Copyright 2011, Agrimorfee.

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Porfle Popnecker - September 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Another udderly bovine parody.
Matthias - September 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't have a cow man! Have some 5s!
NorCalPeach - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
~ G O T -- G O A T ~ . . . Sir ? ?
Blaydeman - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I could make a cow pun, but I don't wanna milk it. HA! Very funny Aggy!
Rex - October 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This was number 1 on KMOO this week. Elsie and Clarabelle give it two hooves up. This one is a natural for an accompanying video.
bobpiecheese - October 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is probably the best cow-related parody I've ever read, in part due to the overblown OS that sounds like a song I'd sing in church (srsly, part of the verse has a melody cribbed from "How Great Is Our God" it's crazy). 555 udders for you!
Below Average Dave - October 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, that was pretty good Agri, strangely so

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