-> "Another Tattoo"
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What's drawn all over my back?
What's totally making me proud?
I don't need some piercings
If I do, I rather shout out way loud
Whenever my folks see me
There's nothing that I regret
As they just back away
My shopping trips could hardly make a sweat
I admit I'll be cool and don't waste my time
NOw you will experience me in front and behind
No part of me is blank, I'm ink obsessed
My ex-wives' names on my chest
Over here's a headshot of Clay Aiken
On my left side's a piece of bacon
I've a torpedo fighting with satan
Hello Kitty and a zombie iceskating
Some remind me of everything I do
But wait, I need another tattoo
Just another tattoo?
A 27 on your back too? (27 on your back too)
Now take a look at my face
I'm better off be amazed
Since I looked in the mirror, looking so weird
People though I'm a human photoshop
I admit I'll look strange but don't waste my time
NOw you know that I'll never cut down in my prime
It's like an art show the moment I'm undressed
In my interviews, everyone's impressed
Look at my left leg, it's Boba Fett
Who appears to be playing his clarinet
I look scribbles that won't go away
I'm not high, but I'm okay
On my left thigh, someone like you
I still need another tattoo
What? Another tattoo?
Ron Reagan on your foot too? (Ron Reagan on your foot too)
And I've got some space here
On the side of my face here
Mind if I would surprise you?
Several skin pics on track
They're all over my back
Marked all over me too, oh
I got these dragons that cover my rear end
And dolphins over my palm and (yeah)
Got a flaming goat skull on my knee
Still don't have hepatitis c
I got a couple of square inches left (a couple square inches)
Squid or tarantula, sure bet
All inscribed on me toward you
Oh, maybe another tattoo?
You want another tattoo?
I really wanted one too
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