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Song Parodies -> "No Fair"

Original Song Title:

"No Air"

Original Performer:

Jordin Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"No Fair"

Parody Written by:

Incompetentia

The Lyrics

Nobody likes having their cell phone taken away.
Tell me what I'm supposed to do, it's no fair

If I should die before I wake
It's cause you took my phone away
Losing that is like, gonna make me hurl, it's no fair

I'm here alone, can't hardly sleep
My brain won't work, it's incomplete
There's nothing to do but lie in silence on my bed

So how do you expect me
To give up my phone and just be
'Cause my world revolves around it
It's a part of what I need

You tell me always what to do, its no fair
Can't go out, can't stay in, it's no fair
Whenever I turn around you're always there
It's no fair, no fair
Got me stuck here in my room where I seethe
Tell me what you would do if I flee
If I ain't getting texting I need
it's no fair, no fair

No fair, fair (x4)

I called, I text, I surfed the net
Until I drove myself to debt
There's no-limit plans, I told you this before

But again you won't listen to me
You take my phone and oversee
My every move, and take my friends from me

So how do you expect me
To give up my phone and just be
'Cause my world revolves around it
It's a part of what I need

You tell me always what to do, its no fair
Can't go out, can't stay in, it's no fair
Whenever I turn around you're always there
It's no fair, no fair
Got me stuck here in my room where I seethe
Tell me what you would do if I flee
If I ain't getting texting I need
it's no fair, no fair

No fair, fair (x4)

You tell me always what to do, its no fair
Can't go out, can't stay in, it's no fair
Whenever I turn around you're always there
It's no fair, no fair
Got me stuck here in my room where I seethe
Tell me what you would do if I flee
If I ain't getting texting I need
it's no fair, no fair

You tell me always what to do, its no fair
Can't go out, can't stay in, it's no fair
Whenever I turn around you're always there
It's no fair, no fair
Got me stuck here in my room where I seethe
Tell me what you would do if I flee
If I ain't getting texting I need
it's no fair, no fair

No fair, fair (x4)

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