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Song Parodies -> "No air(China)"

Original Song Title:

"No air"

Original Performer:

Jordan Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"No air(China)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My thorts on China...Not really
Tell me how China is supposed to breath with no air

If I should die from the smog
It’s ‘cause I went for a jog…
Although, they claimed it was fog

I’m here alone, I can’t breath
My lungs won’t breath, no breeze
No breeze to help me with this suffering

Tell me how is China supposed to breathe with no air
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air
It’s how I feel whenever I’m there
It’s no air, no air
Tell me will I need my sun gear?
So much smog you will disappear
If you not here, you can breathe
It’s no air, no air

No air, air
No air, air
No air, air
No air, air

I walked, I fall, I ran, I fall
Right of the ground from the smoke
This has got to be a joke

But somehow I’m still alive inside
China took my breath, but I survived
I don’t know how, but I don’t even care

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Barry Wilson JR. - August 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Personally, I thought this was kind of off paced, but the good point you brought up makes up for it.
Jeffrey - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song... I also think this should win song of the month because it has a point to prove!!!!!!!!
Bo - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice song Jarryd. It proves a point, and i find it quite funny. :D
Cody Slusher - November 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Your song ROXS. P.S. Take you time with the pacing.

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