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Song Parodies -> "Loose Weight"

Original Song Title:

"Leave(Get Out)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

JoJo

Parody Song Title:

"Loose Weight"

Parody Written by:

Nalasia

The Lyrics

This is for an overweight person
(Verse 1)
You been eatin' all day come on now babe
now wont you come sit and stop eating
and tell me how you gonna loose that weight always
hope you know that when its late at night
I lock my refrigerator tight
cuz i know you gonna sneak to eat more

(Bridge)
I never thought that anyone
could eat like that no way
now that you're here boy all i see
Is you flubber in the wayy ayy ayyyyyy

(Chorus)
Loose weight
Right now
Or its the end of you and me
Its to late
To rethink what you already ate
cuz i know about that
sandwich that
you ate late last night
you said that you would loose the weight
But i guess you wasnt right.

(Verse2)
Tell me why ya eatin all that food
when im the one who didnt know the truth
how could you ever be so grreeeddy
to go behind my back and eat my friend
Boy you must have gone and bumped your head
On my refrigerator Doooooorrrr

(Bridge)
Now that its all been
maybe im the one to blame..Oh hell nooo
Now that you fat boy all i want
Is just a chance to say

(Chorus)
Loose weight
Right now
Or its the end of you and me
Its too late
to rethink what you already ate
cuz i know about that
sandwich that
you ate late last night
you said that you would loose the weight
but i guess you wasnt right.

(Breakdown)
I wanted you to stop eating
but i have you choose i gotta leave
Cuz my fridge is empty
and you ate all my money
And i gave up everything i had
on something that just wouldnt last
and i refuse to cry
so just please dont eat meeeeeee
ohhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhh
HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chorus)
Loose weight
Right now (now)
Or its the end of you and me
Its too late(now)
to rethink what you already ate
cuz i know about that(her)
sandwich that
you ate late last night
you said that you would loose the weight
but i guess you wasnt right..
Ahhh ahh ahhh ahhh....hmmm. yea yea...

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 19

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Nalasia - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is dedicated to Miguel A>K>A GORDO(FAT BOY)
austin t - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Nalasia get out of jojo's face (loser) cuz if u say jojo is fat u must be confused with your self!!!!!! You also must be jealous of jojo's good looks!!!!!!!! so whatever u say about yourself being fat is true, and whatever u say about jojo being fat is a big time LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least jojo has the right mind to not insault someone like u did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And at least jojo doesn't give crap about other people like yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO LEAVE THE FRIDGE ALONE NALAISA U FATSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kim <3 Ryan - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Jojo's song is better than this junk u write! fat boys are better than skinny ones anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Azza & Nazza - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow mates (apart from nalasia), why you taking this parody so seriously? It's not like its meant 2 mean that jojo's fat or anything, its just meant 2 b funny... you're just making idiots out of yourselves... don't get so worked up, just chill mates. nalasia- great job. it fits really well with the original lyrics and its soooo funny!!
MewSword - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Agreeing with Azza & Nazza. I found it extremely funny and better than my JoJo parody that we'll all see in a few days. So back off, it's funneh! I don't like JoJo's songs anyways, so I feel the need to re-write them. LONG LIVE AQUA! Oh, and of course there's my lovely J-Pop... how I love it. *sings I Can't Be Myself by Do As Infinity*
who cares what my name is - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
whatever...
chill - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
austin t...............calm down man! it's jus a parody plus she didn't evn mean 2 offend JoJo it's wat a parody is..........Nalasia good stuff!!! woah u must hell of a lot of tym 2 think of that!!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
OK parody, a nice idea but could've use more jokes than 'ate all my money'. By the way, it's spelled 'Lose Weight'. 4 4 4
Holly - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought it was stupid... You could've made some better jokes........ You also could've spelled right. Maybe you should check your spelling before you let everyone else check it for you!! Ok bye ~JoJo sucks~
(",\\ - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Austin T, calm down mate i mean it just a parody!!!!!! And in the parody did Nalasia say n e fing bout jojo being fat? NO! So dont get worked up about sumfing dat wasnt dere! And u saying jojo is really good looking? well ill hav 2 say 2 that 1 shes just a good looking as the next celebrity.
Margarita - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I will have admitt; I am a huge JoJo fan but that was very funny. I love the original song but I like this version too. It just made me laugh too hard.
Margarita - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Nalasia U r the bomb!!!!!!!
helga - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay n00bs, she wasn't saying JoJo was fat. if you actually took the time to read it, you'd have seen she was talking about a GUY. *eye roll* Good job it was funny, great pacing =)
Ten Second Braeden - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
It's spelled lose, with 1 o. Loose is the opposite of tight.

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