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Song Parodies -> "The Chicken Joint Place"

Original Song Title:

"Too Little, Too Late"

Original Performer:

Jojo

Parody Song Title:

"The Chicken Joint Place"

Parody Written by:

Nixon Lee

The Lyrics

This is a parody about a bad customer service experience I had at a chicken joint fast food place.
Verse 1:
wanted a bite to eat
had to make a drive
to chicken joint on the east side
expecting to get it quickly so I hit up the chicken joint place
i pull up
on a full tank
ready to take care of my hunger pangs
the girl came on and said me just order when you’re ready okay

i got let down
i told her what i want
moving right along
then she turns around
and tells me sir just wait
you have to know

Chorus 1:
sir I’m sorry to say
you can’t choose the four
only the 3 piece
and currently we are all of breasts and wings
what esle would you like to eat?
our mashed potatoes taste great
but you can't choose that
cause our shipment is late
now what was it that you wanted to drink?
now welcome to the chicken joint place

Yeah yeaaahhh... now welcome to the chicken joint place... Yeah

Verse 2:
I was hungier
than a mug
there wasn't that much more to choose from
so i decided to get a thigh not spicy with some mac and cheese
I wanted an apple pie
then she repeats it all back
but it sounded all whack
sir do you have problem?
i said yeah as a response back
you gotta know

Chorus 2:
i wanted to get 2 thighs
not spicy
with some mac and cheese
an apple pie to make my order complete
please can you just repeat
sir you said you wanted
3 legs
extra spicy
and a biscuit
along with a small drink
your total will be $5.17

Bridge:
i drove up and told her again yeah
she finally mastered my list (the genie granted my wish)
with a server like this i haven't got prayer
yet i gave her my debit (I was an idiot)
Ohhhh nooo
i can't believe this is a chicken joint place chain
Yeaahhhh...

Chorus 3:
after I make the pay
she says pull up and well just wait
runs out confirms the order again just to be safe
how do you stay in business anyways
then the manager comes
telling me the wait might be long
and did have any other place to be?
how is this a chicken joint place?

Yeah
now welcome to the chicken joint place
they made me wait oh

Chorus 4:

how is this fast food chain?
when I pull up you're out of everything
it shouldn't be this hard to get a chicken wing
and it's not even that late
you ask what I want to drink
then tell me your ice machine is on the brink
and all you got is water anyways
all this for thigh and wing?!
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