-> "Jojo Sucks (Leave)"
Original Song Title:
"Get Out (Leave)"
Parody Song Title:
"Jojo Sucks (Leave)"
Rather listen to Styx's song, "Babe"
And "Come sail away, come sail away with meeeeee"
Now, tell me how this got on the radio anyways
Don't you know that you can't sing a note?
Can't sing, but where's your instrument?
I think that you're not qualified for music
(I never thought that anyone) could make me feel this way
(You're not rock, grunge, or metal; you suck) it's just my chance to say....
Get lost (Leave) right now
Now, only Britney can sing
Why's your name (name) the same as a Powerpuff villain?
His name's Mojo Jojo (Go)
and I wonder (why)
No singer now can sing
Except Britney, yeah, "Everytime"
Other song's just a waste of time (waste of time)
tell me why your song is so darn huge
I think that you should really know the truth
You sing like you have a bad cold
I'd rather lock myself up watching "Friends"
Than hear songs that suck, they're overplayed
You sing like Mr. Culkin in "Home Alone"
So now I know that your career is done
Maybe you're a one hit wonder
Just like that guy who sang the song
Called "Macarthur Park," what's his name?
You suck! (leave) right now
Overplayed on MTV
It's too late (your) number of hits will be more than one (your career's done)
Cause I know, you can't sing (no)
And I wonder (why)
Your song, these people like (it's a lie)
You said that you would sing it right (you said that you)
Your "music's" just a waste of time (waste of time)
I wanted a song I would like
But you have no voice, you've got to leave
Because your voice is breaking
Your songs sure get a slaying
When you're singing the song's notes
(Your) Career's something that won't last
But I refuse to lie
no Tears For Fears song you should (touch, ohh)
Where's your (axe) guitar?
Fender, Gibson, or B.C. (Flying V?)
It's too late (now) because you are not a musician (you need be done)
Cause I know, your song sucks (sucks)
And I wonder (why)
Why you think you can sing ('Cause you can't ...)
You said that you would sing it right (you sang it wrong)
Your songs are just a waste of time (waste of time)
You don't (sing) know scales
Guess you screwed up Do Re Mi (Can't sing)
It's too late (now) and and your song will go to Number 1 (After Britney's run)
Cause I know, Everytime (time)
Will be Number (One)
Your C Sharps sound like B's
You said that you would sing it right (sing it right)
Your music's just a waste of time (waste of time)
You suck (Puh-lease!)
Overplayed (too late) (Booooo!)
You can't sing (no) (why?)
You said that you would sing it right
Your music's just a waste of time(waste of time) (Nooooooo!)
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