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Song Parodies -> "Jojo Sucks (Leave)"

Original Song Title:

"Get Out (Leave)"

Original Performer:

Jojo

Parody Song Title:

"Jojo Sucks (Leave)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I am sick of Jojo and anybody out now who can't sing. Whatever happened to real music: Britney Spears, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Styx, and all the rockers?
Rather listen to Styx's song, "Babe"
And "Come sail away, come sail away with meeeeee"
Now, tell me how this got on the radio anyways
Don't you know that you can't sing a note?
Can't sing, but where's your instrument?
I think that you're not qualified for music
(I never thought that anyone) could make me feel this way
(You're not rock, grunge, or metal; you suck) it's just my chance to say....

Get lost (Leave) right now
Now, only Britney can sing
Why's your name (name) the same as a Powerpuff villain?
His name's Mojo Jojo (Go)
and I wonder (why)
No singer now can sing
Except Britney, yeah, "Everytime"
Other song's just a waste of time (waste of time)

tell me why your song is so darn huge
I think that you should really know the truth
You sing like you have a bad cold
I'd rather lock myself up watching "Friends"
Than hear songs that suck, they're overplayed
You sing like Mr. Culkin in "Home Alone"
So now I know that your career is done
Maybe you're a one hit wonder
Just like that guy who sang the song
Called "Macarthur Park," what's his name?

You suck! (leave) right now
Overplayed on MTV
It's too late (your) number of hits will be more than one (your career's done)
Cause I know, you can't sing (no)
And I wonder (why)
Your song, these people like (it's a lie)
You said that you would sing it right (you said that you)
Your "music's" just a waste of time (waste of time)

I wanted a song I would like
But you have no voice, you've got to leave
Because your voice is breaking
Your songs sure get a slaying
When you're singing the song's notes
(Your) Career's something that won't last
But I refuse to lie
no Tears For Fears song you should (touch, ohh)

You suck!

Where's your (axe) guitar?
Fender, Gibson, or B.C. (Flying V?)
It's too late (now) because you are not a musician (you need be done)
Cause I know, your song sucks (sucks)
And I wonder (why)
Why you think you can sing ('Cause you can't ...)
You said that you would sing it right (you sang it wrong)
Your songs are just a waste of time (waste of time)

You don't (sing) know scales
Guess you screwed up Do Re Mi (Can't sing)
It's too late (now) and and your song will go to Number 1 (After Britney's run)
Cause I know, Everytime (time)
Will be Number (One)
Your C Sharps sound like B's
You said that you would sing it right (sing it right)
Your music's just a waste of time (waste of time)

You suck (Puh-lease!)
(MTV)
Overplayed (too late) (Booooo!)

You can't sing (no) (why?)

You said that you would sing it right
Your music's just a waste of time(waste of time) (Nooooooo!)

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tom - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
these stupid lyrics dont even go with the song.
nick - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
if u think jojo can't sing u'r hearing aid is not working right u need to get a life grow up and quit hating she sings great and britney is Not rock u r so sad hater
jojo - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
it was very mean
Hannah - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
she sings SOOO good a 13 year old..
Some Person - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
She's only thirteen?!?! Wow, I guess she's the first pop star to be born in the 1990s then.
Nicole - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
ok whoever made up theses lyrics... well ure abviously jealous of JoJO! i mean she has got a great voice to be only 13!! and ure jealous b/c she's pretty, talented, and she's wealthy! duhr! so quit hating on peeps u don't even know, and never will!!!!!!!!!!1
Casey Kasem - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe you put Britney Spears, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Styx, and "all the rockers" in the same category.
J - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
She(Jojo) is a close relative of mine and has more talent in her than you have a clue about. You should either write about what you know, or better yet, just stop hating altogether! You are obviously a sad individual...
holly - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
jojo is the best she could beat ur butt @ singin n e day ok u just jealous cuz u a poor hobo livin on the streets in d-town so stop hatin hata! shes beautiful,awesome voice,and has more money than u will eva make and u shouldnt even compare her 2 the other artist like britney ok britts a slut w/ a butt jojo is fyne and just make cuz u cant says shes mine so dont b hatin on someone ya dunno so holla hata!
brian - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVE JOJO!!! She is so talented and pretty. I am dying to get the cd. I wish i could meet her. For all you people out there that say she sucks heres some advice: dont hate so much. Gosh she is only 13 and already made 3 smash hits! Jojo has an interesting story and a great goal. she will be the next pop princess Avril backoff before jojo makes you backoff. i love you jojo!!!!!!
Lilith - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha, this guy thinks Britney Spears is Rock. What a loser.
BB - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats wasn't a very good job of making fun of that song. She is 13 and is singing about cheeting boyfrinds and what not....but I don't know her personnaly, so for all I know it could be true. Eather way, age is just a number and this kid sure is making a mark for her self.
Mariah - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I think whoever wrote this song is an idiot. Jojo has a great voice 4 a 13 year old. u probably cant sing one note so thats why u wrote this song. JOJO ROXS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dee - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, You've got alot of time on your hands....Get a life. The End.
TF - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Anyone saying JoJo CANT sing, and says Britney Spears can...Is obviously on crack.
dest - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
jojo can sing really good for her age and at the rate shes going shes going to be the next big thing and she is so pretty. Shes had a hard life so at least she is making her dream so dont hate
go*habs*go - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris Bodily TM, I think those lyrics were very insincere and disrespectful to someone who can sing a helluva lot better than that "rocker" Britney Spears. She is only a young girl who will have a very good future and you shouldnt take it on her. Just because MTV plays her video a lot is because people like her music. Growing up she was very very very very poor living on the outskirts of Boston and now she is living the life of a famous person. If you think youre a better singer, send amiright a recorded parody and lets see if you can do better. PS Britney Spears cant sing if her life depended on it, so shut your hole about that phonie.
yoyo - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
she has an awesome voice..and she's great...but i think that a she's too young to be singing those lyrics for a 13 year old...
britney spears - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
that boy is rite!!!!! i do sing better than u!!! so back off !!!!!!
Leslie - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
JoJo shouldn't be compared to Britney Spears. JoJo is so much better than that ho.
JoJo #1 Fan!!!!!!!!! - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Who ever wrote this is a dumb ass. She is soooo pretty. She has like the BEST voice! As her #1 fan I would say she s better than that Britney Spears. You, mother, gotta learn how 2 b nice!!! I think you should Leave (get out). She is the coolest, you're jel.(jelous!) JoJo if you r readind this enty, I love you!!! U rock!!! JoJO I so want 2 meet u!!!!!! Don't listen to this gye or gal. You just rock on your songs that rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who ever wrote this, pick on some one else, JoJO is an amazing singer, and is a 13 year old so......................................Back off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordan - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
whoever wrote this song is a faggit ass queer who dont know music Brittney sucks U ROCK JOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lade3e - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
JoJO OWNS your lil a.ss so stop being jealous foo. She's 1 year younger then me and she's got kik ass talent and vocals so dont say things you dont know. btw. Your lyrics dont make sense dont put all those singers in 1 category Spears is NOT a rocker
sherrell - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
okay i just have to say this.im working with jojo,im also a singer,actress,and im close with her producers.whoever made this song is obvioulsy wasting their time and is also a brick head , okay, so wat if shes 13,hey,i am too.and all i gotta is that jojo will make it far.guys,remember me,and my name.you'll see me soon. p.s. jojo and i will kick your butt anyday.
Cant Stand JoJo - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Do yall even realize jojo didn't write the damn song Leave. She only wrote 3 ogs on he album and that's not one of them, Baby it's you isn't one of them and that other SWV one isn't one of them. HER SINGLES ARE SOUNDS SHE DIDN'T WRITE, SO YALL CAN'T SAY SHE CAN WRITE GOOD SONGS OR HAS A HOT SONG CAUSE IT'S NOT REALLY HERS SHE JUT SINGS IT. Atleast thats my opinion
bob - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Jojo AND britney spears SUCK, but dont let other people know. Just let her sell out byherself. I cant see why everyone is defending her...
colin - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey bob, show some resgect. Just because you don't like a certain gerformer doesn't mean you have to say nasty things. Furthermore, what did they ever do to you, huh?
IM IMPORTANT - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ok No.1.... thoughs lyrics didn't even make sense No.2...... stop dissin peope who are trying there best to make it in the record buisness because so what if u think jojo can't sing it doesn't mean u have to say 'stuff' about her just keep your bad comments to yourself because i would love to see u's up there singing like her and shes only 13!
ew. - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
jojo and spears suck.. and jojo TRYS to act black.. which is very stupid.. when shes white. ok jojo. ACT WHITE JO H.OE!
suck mah - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
you guys are so retarded and pathetic.half of the stuff on jojos album is computer.most of get it isnt her voice,its computer.those high notes???c'mon,its computer.i know cuz my uncle edits her songs.i met her and shes a real snob,i said hi and she just walked away.8 of her shows are lipsung,the rest was toatally shit.guys,your just waiting your time and money.she uses a whole case of compact on her face,becausd her skin is so dry.my cousin does her make-up.she has to use alot of eye shadow,and she uses hair extentions,so no thats not her real hair,its really to her shoulders.she wears contacts so her eyes are not blue nor green,its like a dark brown color.so basically no she is not a true star,that lisings,wears a lifetime of make-up,(shes serioulsy ugly without it i dont blame her for wearing it)and her music is basically computer.so i dont see a true star in her.u guys are just hypnotized by another young pretty face,although im 14,you dont see me out there dressing like a hooker!
Mike - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I think she is so hot she has a nice body and ass
Jessica - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
She is a babe i want to go out with her
alysa - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
this guy sucks just cuz he likes rock dont mean he can dis her.Dos he see people,who like r&b?hip hop, making fun of rock.This dusnt evn noe how to rite lyrics i bet hes older then jojo.i think evn i can rite better than him. Leave(get lost) right now every one knows chris sucks!
kelle - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
you're the one that's pathetic. most singers use computers to fix their albums up duh. and jojo's fans know that she CAN sing because we've all heard her so many times and even listened to her sing when she was little which she had an awsome voice back then too just her voice was a little higher. and yeah she wrote 3 of the songs on her album that's probably more songs than some singers who are twice her age write. and you know saying jojo tries to act black doesn't make sense because not all black people are like how you assume so your just stereotyping cause you're ignorant. you probably didn't even listen to any of her songs and your already saying she cant sing. she already has a lot of people like fans and other celebrities and famous people who are giving her props for her talent so yeah jojo is no one hit wonder and she'll prove that she's gonna be in the biz for quite a while.
jessica - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
you know what your ass needs to stop with this shit iaght joanna can sing and i have always thought so. evr since we were little . i cant believe you could say such a thing when she makes it big your just jellius cuz your still stuck scrubbing floors.\
kelly - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You're right...JoJo does suck...her song is bubble gum pop..but what I think is funny is that you like BRITNEY? Like she CAN sing? HA HA HA HA HA HA you need to check your ears on that one....and Britney is very bubble gum..in the same category with JoJo.
nikola - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
JoJo is NOT bubble gum pop, your the one that needs to check your ears.
nikola - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
or maybe you should listen to other songs from jojo before you judge because of one song.
ProModified - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
JoJo sucks. She is absolute garbage. She is too young to even realize what she's doing and will become another trainwreck like Britney Spears. We need more real bands like GreenDay who can actually play an instrument, rather than these pop-tart teenies who can't even play a tamborine. I hope someone eggs her.
babaygirl - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
u guys or girls are mean .jojo is a good singer and a good person how do you like that dom britney spears. JOJO is a great singer and she is 13 teen but if she singers good who cares about the age i dont like that miny singers but u no something she is a great singer and u no something u are just a hater go hate on someone else and more on. i like think that u and bow wow get to togather.
ProModified - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Babaygirl, you are either 6 years old and have no idea how to spell, or you're completely cracked out. Where in the hell did you learn to type or spell for that matter? Your paragraph made sense for about 4 seconds, then after that I felt like I was retarded; but it wasn't me, it was your god-awful typing. No, JoJo is not good by any means. She sounds like every other crappy ass pop tart singer. She's just as bad a Ciara or Keshia Chante or whatever the hell her name is, who cares because she sucks ass too. Real bands that live forever are groups such as the Beatles, Led Zepplin, Rush, Collective Soul, ect. BECAUSE THEY HAVE SKILL. Spears is only still popular because she's still hot, and as soon as she hits 28 her career will end. Anyone who thinks JoJo is hot, and is over age 15 is a pedophile and should be sent to prison. WTF kind of lame ass name is JoJo?? Everytime I hear her music I want to bang my head into a cinderblock.
ProModified - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Nikola, why the heck would I want to listen to any of her other crap after hearing how bad her stuff on TV is? What's the point of listening to her other trash considering that just like every other teen-shit singer(note, i called her a signer, not a musician) her stuff all sounds identical. I muted the sound the other day and tried to stomach all of her one video. I thought the part where she(the 14 year old) tries to act all sweet and honest and hands the 7 year old girl the cotton candy. Pfft. My ass. There's no way in hell a teen ager is gonna do that, especially not some pompass ass 14 year old wanna be pop star priss. I hate todays music industry. I really do. Thank god Green Day released American Idiot. The song talks about how the US is controlled by the media. Well, considering how much the media plays shit like JoJo, it's no wonder so many of you people are screwed in the head from watching that garbage all day.
Holly luvs turtles - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
i think yall are all dumb asses. Jojo is kool but i dont really listen to that kind of music. Everyone just put it this way shes famous already at age 13 shes pretty i guess and she has a really good voice. You can only talk crap if her voice is fake or they fixed her voice or something. Other than that you cant say anything, well you can but it wont make a difference, shes already famous and blah blah blah. SO everyone just think before you talk smack about someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ProModified - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I give respect where respect is deserved. She's no different from any other little girl who can stand there and sing while music is played in the background. There's a million 13-15 year olds in the States who can do that, so what makes her better? Nothing. Hmm. Britney and Christina do it, so wow we live in a sad society. Someone put an intrument in JoJo's hands, and tell her to sing at the same time and lets see how she does. I was in a music store today looking at DVD's when her stupid song came on. I promptly left.
iM cOoL :-) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
y duz pplz wast dere time dissing singers ! i mean if dere bad there bad and if dere good there good wats the point in writing crap bout how "im her no. 1 fan" or "she sux" i mean get a life and i no u guys will think im a total hipocrite but hey HU GIVES A SHIT!
ProModified - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh good Lord. Just when I thought people couldn't get any more retarded. This bullshit computer language thing is getting out of control, but I'm gonna do my best to decipher iM cOoL's message: Why do people waste their time dissing singers? I mean if they're bad, they're bad and if they're good, they're good. What's the point in writing crap about how "I'm her No.1 fan" or "She sucks!" I mean get a life and I know you guys will think I'm a total hipocrite, but hey WHO GIVES A SHIT! Good lord. You definitely are not cool, and you need to go back to grade 1 english.
Holly luvs turtles - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
i think you could do what you wanna do, say what you wanna say. Really it doesn't matter because its their opinion. But its really not right to talk shit about someone you dont even know or someone you haven't even met. But then again thats my opinion. ok bye bye
iM cOoL :-) - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
to "promodified" u dont need to trash my opinion on sumthing, or the way i spell on da computer. I dont spell like that normally. thats all bi
rachel - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
hi i like you i like your songs
ProModified - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Uncool: If you supposedly talk like a normal functioning human being in your day to day life, maybe you should try typing like own to avoid looking like a moron. I don't care what anyone says, JoJo is still trash.
Holly luvs turtles - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey ProModified, I think you need to get whatevers stuck up your ass out of your ass. This whole thing is about JoJo and how you think she's trash, you dumbass. This isn't about how people talk or type maybe some people can't spell right, stupid. But i have to give you props because JoJo does suck ass. You just need to take a chill pill to calm yourself down thats all. And anyways by next year Jojo probably won't even be known. Well atleast she makes money!!!!! BYE BYE BITCHES
Jojo is SH$T - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
jojo is a little skank and her music makes me want to vomit profusley. She is a talentless little kid, just like the rest of this Pop trash. She lip syncs some words that someone wrote for her, all the while looking like a little slut. She's GARBAGE! JUNK! TRASH! I'd still do her tho.
ProModified - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
JoJo is shit, you're a perv. I bet you're atleast 5 years older than she is. I saw her sing live the other night from some stupid teen choice awards bullshit. First of all, who the hell decided that teens have a say in anything? Teenagers are idiots. I'm only 22, and I thought teenagers were morons when I was in my teens. Now they have a show where they get to vote on stuff? Sick....... Anyhow, she was brutal. All she did was sing along to her song which was played in the background. She wasn't even singing the chorus. The recording of her was doing it. That's worse than Britney. I laughed when I saw Adam Sandler pretend that he was enjoying listening to her shrill 13 year old voice. Just thinking about it gives me the jibblies. Oh, and Holly luvs turtles, I get irritated by people who type like shit because it's just another example of how freaking lazy this country is. People can't take the extra fraction of a second to hit the shift button or use commas. It's pathetic really. But then again the USA did invent the Segway personal transporter........if you don't know what it is, maddox writes about it: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=segway_more_complicated_than_it_needs_­to_be
Angie - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You're 22, writing comments about some 13 year old girl you don't even know? You sound really bitter or something. Maybe you need to go out and do something besides posting tons of posts how you hate someone you hardly know. Is she really affecting your life that much? Nothing's going to happen. JoJo's not going to see this, and I doubt any of her fans really care what you think. If you don't like JoJo, turn off your TV, radio, buy some ear plugs, anything! You're not going to solve anything by bashing her here.
chris - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
YEA SHUDDUP! jojos cool. i'm from U.K. shes popular here.
anonymous - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
JoJo didn't write "Leave" although she did co-write it. She wrote 3 songs on her album and co-wrote many other songs on her album. I believe JoJo has been doing very well so far. She has broken the record for the youngest artist to have a single at number one on the Billboard Hot 100, and her album has also gone gold in the US. She has also been promoting her album overseas and it is doing very well. She is planning her sophmore album and is reportedly talks with producers such as Kanye West and P. Diddy Combs to contribute to her next album. She will be recording a duet with the late Aaliyah for the Aaliyah Tribute Album. JoJo is currently promoting her album in Japan, and has also been invited by the President to sing for Christmas. She will be appearing on the TV show American Dreams on November 21 and will be playing the role of a young Linda Ronstandt. She will also begin filming a movie in February. These are just a few of the things that have been happening lately. Despite your opinions of JoJo becoming the next Britney Spears, she is determined to prove otherwise that she is not. "The music industry is flush with teen stars," admits Sandy Monteiro, managing director of Universal Music. "With JoJo, however, we have a promising singer with a tremendous voice. She carries the album without adornments - no attention-hogging guest shots, or irritating skits. She's the centre of focus, and it's a refreshing change for once." She is a very talented young girl and I wish her much success.
Michael Pacholek - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney Spears, Nirvana, Pink Floyd are "real music"? If you think so, then trashing a 13-year-old girl is only the beginning of your problems.
ProModified - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, she does actually effect my life. When I've come home from a hard day at school, finished my homework and it's time to relax, I like to flip on MTV and pray there's something decent to listen to. Unfortunately I get stuck with JoJo or something just as bad; IE: Linsday Lohan whining in her new song about how popular she is, and then I finally say to hell with it and flip to Speed where Nascar is unfortunately on 80% of the time. It's because of garbage like JoJo that I rarely just turn on the TV to see what's on. Usually I'll just watch when I know something good is actually on, like Family Guy, The Simpsons or watching the Red Sox destroy the Yankees.
azzkicker - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
hey mike pacholek. youre stupid. yea britney spears sucks but if you think nirvana and pink floyd arent real music you need to give your head a shake
Holly luvs turtles - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ok. I think im stupid!!!!!! ok bye p.s. Do you think the same thing???
hi - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i was im cool previously but ive decided to change it if it really affects pro modified so much bubi
Nisha - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
WOW this version of a song is causing alot of controversy
KAYLA - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
EVEYONE IS TALKING ABOUT JOJO EVEY1 SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT FRANKIE SHE IS BETTER AND NICER THAN JOJO SO ALL OF YOU GUYS OUT THERE WHO HATE JOJO..... LOVE FRANKIE!!!!! HAHAHABUT IN A WAY I THINK THAT SHE IS DOING GOOD FOR HER AGE (13) iF ANYONE WANTS TO CHAT TO A FIT GIRL LIKE ME 16 F UK CALL MY MOB AT 077788325961 M'KAY!!!!!!!
shanelle billy - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
who ever said jojo is a bad singer and also writing crap about her you better stop before she comes after you . she is way better than you and she has a beautiful voice and your just writing trash because your just jelous of a 13 year P.S back off .Holla
shanelle billy - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
who ever said jojo is a bad singer and also writing crap about her you better stop before she comes after you . she is way better than you and she has a beautiful voice and your just writing trash because your just Jealous P.S Stop hattin Holla
azzkicker - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
JoJo sucks. Uh oh, a 13 year old is gonna come after me??? Damn, better put some barricades behind the doors!!! Pathetic.
WayToGo - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
This is funny. I searched "JoJo sucks" on google and this was the first hit. quite the argument goin on. JoJo is brutal. Peeps who are JoJo fans need a kick to the head. She's 13 and singing about boys and shit....sad. Someone said that you should have to be 18 yrs old to cut a record. I agree to that. Burn all JoJo cds.
yaya - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
jojo you suck at singing and you know why your songs don't come on BET because your white and white people can;t sing for beans and just to let you know you look like ghole and stop likeing bowwow because he doesn't like white girls and stop trying to everbodys attention because it's not working and I don't think you even have a lifen P.S Stop Trippn Holla Peace out Nigga catch you never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE AND EVERY BAD WORD IN THE WORLD
Leana - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Jojo sucks. She can't sing shes just a tryhard hu wants to be cool. I mean i saw her on t.v and she was wering this belt saying jojo rules i mean wat a stuck up snob! She defiantly need to go and get a life.
Kelle - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
No YOU need to go get a life. At least she's doing something unlike you who wastes your time complaining about her on the internet ...which she isn't even going to see.
Leana - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
well hello miss hipocrite wat r u doing rite now? hahahaha shameful ur such a loser
cc - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
JoJo sings extremely well and her CD is full of wonderful songs and nice melodies. It is not only a one-hit CD (Leave) but every song is very entertaining. I cannot understand why people so often want to say ugly words about young female artists without any reasoning. The same people never ever say "he cannot sing" about some male artist . Why? I hope the best to JoJo and look forward to her second CD. You are great!
Holly - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Im sorry but HoJO is pretty gay.. Actually thats all i really wanted to say............
Kelle - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
um your calling me a hypocrite? i mean its one thing to hate someone but it's another thing to just totally hate someone so much that you don't even know or haven't even met and waste your time complaining about them over the internet. i'm not a hypocrite cause i actually like her. if you hate someone you dont even know that much that they're taking over your life because you bash them all the time on the net then you need to see a therapist or something.
td thaney - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
itds so funny jojo is the biggest joke to come out of boston since the new kids on the block
Leana - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You no wat "kelle" im just not gonna wast my time trying to make ppl like u see wat a idiot jojo is. Also i agree wit da song, who wud name demselves after a powerpuff girls villian? I mean i never thought ppl wud get that bizarre.
T-bonez - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
why U do this lyric ....... THIS SUXXXXX
Kleyden - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
" i h8 jojo yes i do,i no ppl hu h8 her 2 i just wanna kick her in da butt coz shes a big fat slut "maybe Chris Bodily TM shud hav put dat as his parody hmmmmmmmmmm Im just an average New Zealander hu h8s the way US produces such garbage (lik jojo) I mean we need more ppl lik Keisha Castle-Hughes around especially in america Chow GO DA ALL BLACKS
ProModified - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Keshia Chante sucks as bad as JoJo. You need your head examined Kleyden. P.S. Most Americans have no idea who the All Blacks are. Fortuntaly in Canada we're actually cultered so I know who they are. (Then again, most americans don't know where Canada is either). They have the coolest pre-game ritual of any team sport. If I had to stand there and watch em chant like that before every game I think I'd be a little intimidated......
elizabeth - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you suck stop being so jealous of everone how is doing somthing with ther life . ow ya you are a great singer your self ya right let hear you sing . My point is that just because you have no talent dont be jealous of people that do have talent!!!!!!!!!!!
jopoopie - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i just think that yall need to stopwasting yall lives on talking about her about her great or bad she is. welll i think shes not entirely great and i have her album but everybody just have their own opinions and you cant change that.you have yours and i have mine. not everybody in the world think shes good and not everybody thinks she bad
Kleyden - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Pro Modified ,i wasnt talking about Keishia Chante! Maybe you need 2 get glasses or sumfing coz dere is difference between the two. Keisha Castle-Hughes is a very talented actress who got nominated for best actress in the last Oscars. And i have no idea hu Keishia Chante is. And a piece of advice : Watch more rugby and den u mite realise who the all blacks are. (and i suppose ur gonna start telling me u dont no wat rugby is)
Pie is the 1 i want 2 marry - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
HoJo HoJo Hojo! Ha thats a good 1! wen eva i metion Jojo again ill always say Hojo! P.S I Luv pie pie is good espicially apple pie with cream! yum
Pie is the 1 i want 2 marry - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
HoJo HoJo Hojo! Ha thats a good 1! wen eva i metion Jojo again ill always say Hojo! P.S I Luv pie pie is good espicially apple pie with cream! yum
hey - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
hey elizabeth, u said that "because you have no talent dont be jealous of people that do have talent!!!!!!!!!!! " that is totally not true! You dont even no dem, so dont go saying thay dont have talent! Heck they mite be even a better singer than jojo! And also being a singer is not the only thing that is an occupation. So dont go saying dere not doing sumfing with dere life either. (and also that second sentance DIDN'T MAKE N E SENSE WAT SO EVER!) think about that.
rite - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
sure Erika, u belive wat u want 2 belive Jojo wud neva be that low SHES ONLY 13 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abc - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment
when jojo 1st came out i thought she was a slut and a bad singer, and i hadn't even listened 2 her songs! Sad i no. But when i actually listened to "baby its you" and " leave (get out)" i relised i was just jelous. I bet 1/4 of u guz writing trash about her is just jelous or wants 2 get the fame that she has. Or you just actually dont like her. Jojos ok, but shes not the best.
john - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
sucks... how can you say britney spears sing better than jojo??? britney spears is a slut - naked in all her videos and smokes, drinks, and get laid everyday
Kimberly - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney Spears cant sing she lip sinks she has a computer that makes her voice sound good. and all of her concerts she doesnt really sing she just dances and jojo is a lot better
MizZ PoPz - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
man everybody is all wrong about JOJO........yea she sings good for bein 13 but we dont need another pop singer we have enuff of those........and what shes singin bout love! puh- lease she dont even know what love is she is only 13.......i am the same age as her and i certainly dont noe what love is gosh dang..............yall may like her now but later yall pllz will forget about this chick and look back at this and say omg how on earth could i have liked this punk!..............i dunno bout yallz but i want a new pop singer.........some1 who stands for something......some1 that represents us teenage girls andf what we go through everyday..........not no skinny chick that wears a size 1!.........we r all not size 1 or 2 some1 at a regular size..........a regular, average teenage girl who noes other teenage girls ya noe? some girl we can look at and say man she is gonna be a POP LEGEND!!!...................not JOJO who will fall off tha face of the earth later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PEACE*
*t0ri3* - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
God u haters are pathetic. if u feel so bad about urself that u hafta diss talented people like jojo then u have issues. And y would u compare her to nirvana and britney spears? They r completely different genres so they r supposed to sound completely different. duh. Seriously, if she was so bad then she wouldnt be so popular today. And go to the mtv website n look her up and see one of the videos, it has her wen she was young singing and doing cartwheels. She just turned 14 n shes more talented then anyone i know. So stop being jealous and just back off. x0x-*t0ri3*
*t0ri3* - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
oh and MizZ PoPz, i wear a size one and im 13, so dont go sterotyping us...
fdkfjddsdj - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
*t0ri3* i think jojo can stand up 4 herself! I mean telling ppl 2 bak off is kinda sad. I mean i bet u dont even no her so u cant exactly say "bak off!" and sum ppl rnt jelous dey just simply dont lyk her! Ad also wat sad freak put a video of jojo when she was lil on da internet? If i was jojo i certainly wudnt want my childhood vidios everywhere 4 every1 2 see!
ashley - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
mtv put the video of jojo when she was little by the way and she can sing about love if she wants to. lots of singers sing about love even if theyre young. what about the american juniors even on the tv show almost all the songs were about love and everyone thought they were soo cute and didnt make a big deal about it. but they just suck no offence. us fans might not know jojo but we do know a lot about her not like haters who just say stuff who dont even know anything about her and just assume stuff.
ms. nice &naughty - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
omg im sick of you guys saying that only because people dont like jojo, dosnt mean their jelouse. i mean c'mon, yea she's 13, beautiful, in a video wit bow wow and has an album out but so freaking what. That really dosnt mean a shit. Some poeple in here talking trash, probably has a very good life and wouldnt trade shit for it. Try a dictionary, its something called OPINIONS!!! yea, some people can be jelouse because thats not them singing on tv, but i bet you most of the girls, just dont like her, because they dont! thats how it is in most place, you cant expect the whole world to like everybody, so just stop trying to defend her, because shes the one making her yee bit cash.haha. but even though she cant sing and she needs mostly computers for her voice, and yea she might be a stank hoe, but hey, you cant change that unless theres a giant mob at her doorstep to pull her extensions out from the root.
ms.nice& naughty - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
and you couldnt even talk about britney spears because evern though shes sort of a slut now, shes still making more then your parents get in a year.
*t0ri3* - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
mr fdkfjddsdj i wouldnt be talking. god if u rlly hate her why would YOU LOOK HER UP ON THIS SITE? And people....shes good, get over it! some of u haters should back off...no i dont kno her, but i know tthat if u dont like her, doesnt meen diss ppl who do... just ignore her completely
ms.nice &naughty - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
were its their lives and you cant tell them a shit thing to do. Ur the one looking on this site to diss others.
Charis - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
hey i might not like her as much as other people n you can think whatever u want but why do people think jo jo can't sing!!? you got to be crazy or deaf to think that!!!! even i think she sings good.
fatima - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
jojo is a very pretty girl and please don't be haten.becase she like owwow.that's why ya haten on her.
Charis - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
n jo jo is way better than britney spears totally! who cares if she makes more money.shes messed up!!!!! ugly dirty goin in a gastation restroom with bare feet GROSS! n zits she still think s shes hot but ew sick.
SxC mA - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya'll are sum sad peeps...if u all like JoJo so much y'd u look for an ANTI JoJo site huh? And all u haters stop ur whining ok yea we get it shes not tha best but ur not gonna change tha minds of all those teenyboppers goin "shes tha gr8test!!!" ok and i like ur style ProModified but i think ya'll need to chill aiight. Peace out
Andrew Darwitan - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
A stupid parody.. the best word for it. It doesn't even meet anything to the original one. It suxxxxxx so much. Britney to beat JoJo?? Sh*t!!!! JoJo is damn cool!!! While Britney is not so good. Ok, some of her songs do. But those ones from her fourth album, including Everytime suxxx. To compare Britney to rockers?? Britney's a 1:100,000,000. JoJo sings well. Now just 14 years old. She already can sing good songs like 'Leave (Get Out)'. Although her first debut album isn't very catchy to me because I don't like R'nB musics. But hey!! JoJo's a good R'nB singer!!!! Her voice is computer edit?? She does lip-synch?? Who cares?? How's about Britney?? Her voice is computer edit and she lip-synching!! Then just go to listen your stupid Britney, especially the stupid 'In The Zone' and hear those erotic voices there. Like someone's having sex. At least JoJo win over thousands than Britney. But well, I don't think she'll take over Avril's position. AVRIL IS DAMN ROCK!!!!! Noone can every beat her out. AVRIL 4EVA, yuhhuii!!! Ps. By the way, I'm planning to make a cool parody of Leave (Get Out). But not sure when I'll start to write it. Don't worry.. it's no slam to JoJo. 'Coz I do like her..
fdkfjddsdj - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey "*ToRi3* "or wateva, 1st of all im not a MR! just 2 sort that out! also i didnt go on2 dis site just 2 diss jojo i go on2 this site from time 2 time so i can look at da parodys! I just so happened 2 come across dis 1! And "ms.nice &naughty" hav u eva looked in the dictionary for JEALOUS! or as u put it as jelouse. And dont go saying i cant spell coz wat im writing is computer slang. Annnnnnnnnd "SxC Ma" this isnt an anti jojo site! Its a site that makes fun of all sorts of song not just about jojo! Phew! Glad 2 get that off my chest! Tehehehehehhehehehehehe;)
Molly - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sxc Ma, u hav a point! I h8 it wen doz stupid fans go "oh oh i hav 2 buy her c.d" it sorta reminds me of a movie i 1nce saw called "josie and da pussy cats". Also i agree, pro modified u got da point but ur taking it a bit 2 far.
Pro Modified - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
All I can say now that the hype has died: "ONE HIT BLUNDER!" Her first song sucked, even though you idiots bought into it, and all the rest of her album is trash. Thankfully my ears are no longer poisoned by her garbage tunes when I'm cruisin down the road. JoJo sucks. Too bad for her, unlike most shitty artists she's still 5 years away from being able to do porn.
AVM - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
JOJO doesn't suck...YOU DO!! YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SING, YEAH, SING, LIKE JOJO CAN YEAH I KNOW, MORE ABOUT HER AND I WONDER (WHY) WHY YOU WOULD DO THAT TO HER AMIRIGHT ISN'T YOUR PLACE YEAH YOU'RE JUST A WASTE OF TIME And another thing, even tho my favorite band is BNL, I respect JOJO!!
ProModified - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Kleyden, you're a moron. It's pretty obvious that I know who the REAL All Blacks are considering I already talked about thier pregame rituals. Yes, I know what Rugby is you shmuck. I know what every sport is. Making fun of how bad JoJo sucks is just a hobby of mine. I pray we never hear from her again.
carrie - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
ok all of you just keep repeating the same thing over again. Well already know that you think she sucks and that she thinks she's black, and that she can't sing, etc. etc....nothing we haven't heard before so you might as well stop replying now.
ProModified - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave Jojo a chance and I have to admit she's actually a good singer. It's just not my type of music I guess.
chloe - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
i love it
... - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
shure shes not on much now.........but shez commin out w/ her 3rd single "not that kinda girl" n thats a really good song... i think all the songz on her album r great and hopefully some of the ones she wrote will sumday become one of her singles. How many artists have like 3 diffrerent #1 singles on their first cd? like NONE! Usher had a few but hes been around for a while, and like britney spears, has 5 albums or sumthin and all she ever does is like get naked and sing about sex n stuff. and *t0r13* i agree with u about everything. n promodified, stop being a retard and quit comming bak to this parody if it bothers u that much, keep it REAL... **me***
Kleyden - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Ur such a little hipocrite! I mean 1st ur trashing every1 hu liks jojo and even ppl hu dont! Then u call me a moron. And now ur saying after all this that "oh i guess jojo is a good singer i just guess its not my kind of music" i mean ur da shmuck ur such a retard
ronicat - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
this sucks i tell ya.Jojo is da BEST .i h8 britney . u should stop making these retarded jokes about Jojo. she has a GREAT voice for your information and she's beautiful. if i can , i woulduv deleted the stupid lyric. x_x
sarah - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
jojo is the best singer so get a life
Alana <3's Jojo - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
someone that bashed jojo says she's good?!!? wow shows how awsome jojo really is then! -Alana-
Andrew Darwitan - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo, already did my parody version of this song. Feel free to visit, hehe.. I titled it with 'Starts (A Song)'. The parody's about JoJo's life.
ballagurlfosho - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ya rite u know u like her.
Emma.R. - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i think that shes a really good singer and everyone who thinks otherwise needs to get a life jojo is a great singer so who ever wrote these stupied,wased of time lyrics should get a life as well !!!!! p.s. jojo rules!!!!!
Krackajack - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOOK PEOPLE, THE BOTTOM LINE IS... JOJO CAN SING, SHE'S YOUNG, AND SHE'S SEXY. SO GET OVER IT!
What Now? - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I have found, that looking at jojo's pics, she looks ALOT like lindsy lohan. Tho jojo hasnt got a face as pretty as lindsy. also in the start of "baby its you" all her whining going "oh oh wo wo oh oh" sounds lik she is in labour.
Azzkicker - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The start of "Baby it's You" is absolute junk. Her voice is completely computerized and yes, she sounds like she's in labour, which is kinda funny cuz that'll probably happen soon anyway. I heard she's a little slut who'll sleep with anyone to further her career.
lovely - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
what would yall do if a black girl out of nowhere just made a duet with jojo?
NZer - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
K jojo SUCKS lyk i do not lyk her music at all! shes what 13 and already singing about love and heartbreak? PFFFFT! im lyk 14 and have never been in a situation where my bf cheated on me, cos kids jst dnt do that! UH DUH! Jojo is popular everywhere tho cos the disease of teenyboppy spread worldwide! GREEN DAY ROCKS!
homie - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
jojo is a lil skank ,she is not talented!!!!!!!!!!!!! lik "nzer" i also cum frm nz:) the best place in da world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jasmin - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
you know what forget all ya'll bitches talking shit about jojo, don't hate on her because she is doing her thing.im 13 and i know plenty of girls who have had boyfriends who have cheated on them and it ain't nothing wrong with her singing about it just because she is 13 now and she is maturing into a women.Don't hate congradulate.ps stop talking about some damn greenday.everybody that don't like jojo don't like her because she got soul.i don't consider her being a pop artist,i think she is r&b.
kammy gibler - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Shows what you know. she's FOURTEEN now!
jasmin - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, thats a big difference. I'm sorry for saying she is 13, but guess what ? I don't give a damn.
kammy gibler - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Well she was thirteen when her song was released, but she had a birthday since then. Which would make her fourteen now.
Azzkicker - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Her age is now irrlevant.(for the 13 year olds in this thread, sorry for using such a big word. Go grab a dictionary). The fact that she is a no talent shill is the only thing that's going to bring her career down. Any time a 13 year old comes on to the scene(now 14 as mentioned), people will automatically fall in love with her for that fact or hate her for it. I could care less how old she is. The fact of the matter is her music sucks, plain and simple, and no matter how badly 15 year old boys want to nail her or 12 year old girls look up to her isn't going to save her career. I could sound good too if I had a computer fix my voice in every song.
jasmin - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Azzkicker, don't you mean irrelevant?(one of the 13 year olds)
Azzkicker - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah. My bad. Even people who have perfect grammar can screw up when they type too quickly. Oh well. I got burned on that one I admit.
Elly - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
azzkicker, why is it that u r treating 13 yr olds lik idiots? Just bcoz u were all dumb and innocent wen u were 13 dusnt mean we r! I don't reackon jojo's voice is computerised she is actually a good singer she sings really bad bubblegum pop songs. I still h8 her even if she is a good singer.
jojo will always be the best(so you get out the no fans of jojo) - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
jojo is the most talented singer i have ever seen and heard ,so what if 2 or 3 people dont like her , there are millions and more that love her and adore her like me, atleast jojo is famous unlike you dogs that are truly jealous ,jojo is a beautiful girl ,so dont ever call her by a bad name,because your a dog your self just remember youll die ?
jojo will always be the best(so you get out the no fans of jojo) - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
jojo is the most talented singer i have ever seen and heard ,so what if 2 or 3 people dont like her , there are millions and more that love her and adore her like me, atleast jojo is famous unlike you dogs that are truly jealous ,jojo is a beautiful girl ,so dont ever call her by a bad name,because your a dog your self just remember youll die ?
ME - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Have you heard all the stuff she says about her "home town" (Foxboro)? Well, thats where Im from and nobody treated her any worse than the average kid. Im a year younger than her and I went to camp with her, nobody was mean to her and she wasnt famous then either. When she came back my friends little sister tried to say hi and she was rude about that, too. You can sound good and not be good with all the equipment they have to alter your voice.
jojo is the best (we all no it) - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
oh yeah ,were did you meet jojo in a camp i bet,you probably havnt even met her ,jojos voice is really nice , why are you sayin all that about jojo ,she aint done anythin to you.And why did you delete my comment ,shall i delete yours?
u - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i agree with the person above,every tom dick and harry says they've met a famous person,AS IF, they could kiss my arse and say they've met maddonna, you no what im sayin
ME - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
i quit its hard argueing with you jojo is the........ and so on you are her fan and im also changing my thoughts on her thank you who ever you are for changing my thoughts how could i ever repay you.
BESJANA HASANI - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I THING JOJO IS THE BEST IN THE WEST SO YOU ARE VERY WORRY I BET YOU ARE THE MEANEST GRIL IN THE WORLD
Rachel - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I really like jojo and I dont get why people hate on her so much. she hasnt done anything wrong and she has a great voice. I love her music but people wont even give her a chance.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet hairy Jesus! You've all been debating about this since October?! Christ, you people must have a lot of spare time!.. anyway, I agree with Chris. Jojo does suck. And what does a 13 year old girl know about love? Either she's been dating from a very early age or she's at it like a rabbit...
Hannah - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, we've been debating since july last year. Just a little note for 'dumb ass kid'. Jojo is the same as Hilary Duff and Lindsey Lohan they all sing songs that have no meaning. What happened to the songs that, when you listened to actually meant something! Not just " lala u dumped me lala ohhh it hurt so bad...but now im over it lalalalalala" thats shit! Thats absolute shit! Though I must say some songs now do actually make sense (snaps for underwear goes inside the pants by lazyboy!!!!!!) jojo is not the best (and we all know it)
Oh, please! - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought the joke of remaking the song was a little low. Or, wait. It just wasn't funny. Britney Spears has no talent at all. Oh..Do you count talent as not wearing any clothes in her video, kissing other girls and poorly attempting a song about suicide which frankly requires the talent of a two year old to write. JoJo's song content is simple. She is thirteen her songs have meaning but on a lower level. Britney can't sing at all. JoJo pocesses nine more tenths of talent than Britney, possibly more. Even if I wasn't a fan of JoJo I still stand by the fact that the girl can sing. Age doesn't really have anything to do with it. Her voice is timeless. Britney sells, but she has no talent. JoJo=Talent. Get used to her she'll be around for years to come!
jasmine - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
hey im not a fan of jojo but dude shes only 13 and she has a pretty awesome voice for her age and i think shes 20,000 times bettter than britney cause britney is just a skank and a person who never changes her voice but i think jojo is a very ignornt and stuck up person when i seen her on this interview
Hannah - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
oh im giving up fighting with this fan i have had enough and please dont fight with me ill lick your shit clean honest. im scared my mum has hit me with hewr shoe and now my brains working i will have a bath with shit to punish myself thank you jojo's fan i can now rest in shit.
ms. naughty &nice - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
^ ^ ^ okaiii??? well, jojo does not sound 20,000 times better than britney, i kno britney cant sing but it aint that bad. plus, britney got tha hottest moves and tha hottest beats, and she can be a slut cuz i guess she gettin paid for it. even though im not a fan for britney, shes like tha only one that made it far, and she dont let nothin get her down. thats what i like about her. jojo is a skank slut that try ta act as black as she could, and plus she use computer for all her songs so how u think she sound without tha computer? proly worste than britney. and i heard jojo sing in persona and she cant dance or sing.
Nikki - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Umm.... Britney can not sing idget! At least Jo Jo has a voice and talent Britney doesn't come listen to her songs...LIVE they are not that good.
Hey - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Its not just Britney and Jojo who sound bad when they sing live, its lots of other singers aswell. I mean i bet every single song has been modified and tweaked to perfection, and when u hear them sing live they sound like crap because they don't have all that extra music and stuff added to there voice. Even though they are all great singers its a disappointment because you expecting the exact replica of the soundtrack. By the way jojo sucks, people only think she is great because she is young. By the time she hits 18 she'll be old news, maybe even before then!!! You never know!!!!!!!!
ff - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
i relli dont like jojo cuz she try ta act black.
Pretty Princess - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I love JOJO she is sooooo totally the best!!!!!!!!! Her songs are so cool as! They are really inspiring to us younger girls who have hard break ups. Anyway those who think she is stupid are dumb! Can't you see how totally PRETTY she is???? Also I lOVE britney spears as well. She is a great singer! I've also heard that she's pregnant WOW! Her kid is so lucky to have such a talented mom! JOJO rules the school!
Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
"I love JOJO she is sooooo totally the best!!!!!!!!! Her songs are so cool as! They are really inspiring to us younger girls who have hard break ups." -- Pretty Princess. You younger girls? So, what are you, 6? That's a little too young to have break-ups.
Margarita - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh my God! Who are u to talk about JoJo. She is going to go far and y'all know it! JoJo might be only 14 years old but she still has accomplished more in her life than u ever will! How dare you compare her to 23 year old Britney Spears. Anybody in their right mind know that that is an insult. And by the way, Britney Spears is not rock you idiot. JoJo is going to rock the world and you are going to be made a fool when that happens. FF, u are wrong she will still be making hits even after she is 18.
Arwen - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I couldn't agree more, Michael...I think that 6 year olds really need to try to stick it out for the long haul...I mean...if they can't commit at that age...they never will.
bekka *** - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
ok everything i just read omg i dont now how to belive now is jojo a fake and a crapy singer or is she a good singer and pretty and i kinda agrey with everything everybody said but i need ur guyses advise shod i diside 2 think shes shity and through her cd away or should i think shes nice loyal and im a really good singer and im only 11 im gonna become a singer and i know im a good singer cause i take singing lessons i have them right here at home i have a peano and everybody said and still does that i should be a singer but remember what i said is she crapy or not
jojo is the best (we all no it) - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
everyone knows that jojo can sing perfectly nice because we all no it and we've heard her beautiful voice aswell ,all i can tell u is learn how to spell and dont go believin other shit that people say abt jojo cause you no it aint true,and dont call jojo crapy cause she aint crap at all ,dont you get it they cant stand jojo cause shes a 14 year old singer and because she can sing ,but guys hate her cause she said in her song to get out leave right now,its true what jojo sings abt.
Vriginia - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Why are you guys so jealous of JoJo?¿ Shes Beautiful and has a wonderful voice, (unlike you)! Don't be such a jealous Bitch ppl! Like how the other dude said Stop Hatin! Ever heard of Stop Hatin? Listen to the song Hate it or Love it! Vriginia <33
cs - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Hate these lyrics, hate her lyrics. A 13 year old should not be singing about things she has not experienced. You people need to learn how to spell, and one of the biggest reasons why I dislike Jojo is because of her urge to act like she is an African American. She is clearly Caucasian and she needs to act like it. She's Caucasian, her family’s Caucasian yet she thinks she’s African American. These are the reasons I dislike her and all of you people. Also “J”, you claim to be a relative but I highly doubt it. Nice try though. BTW all of you claiming," Jojo haters are jelous"? My house is bigger than hers and I have better furnishing. By the looks of her house she looks poor to me.
Pretty Princess - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not six! I'm actually eleven! Alot of eleven year old girls have boyfriends and break up with them! Jojo writes songs about that sort of stuff to inspire us to get over those stupid boys that break our hearts! Why can't you see that and let us and jojo be! Go annoy some other celebrity that deserves to be annoyed, like paris hilton (even though her fasion sense is awsome!).
NATHALIE - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
CUTE JOJO........
Andrew Darwitan - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, of course we all know that she isn’t the best, but she’s good. And yeah, I see that her face looks a lot like Lindsay Lohan, my sister said so too. And some of my friends are mistaken which one is JoJo and which one is Lindsay. About voice being computerized, lyric that she had never experienced before, let’s say: The song “Leave (Get Out)” is written by someone else. And she’s not a rock singer, so there’s nothing really wrong about voice being computerized, ok?
*t0r13* - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
back again, i cant actually believe this feud is still going on... i mean this is like the on going question: "what came first, the chicken or the egg?" The chicken must have right? because it had to lay the egg. But of course THAT chicken had to come from the egg, which had to come from the chicken which came from the egg... ok sorry thats completely off topic...but this started thefourth of july...last year, its practically been a whole year. Obviously if people are stil leaving comments, then jojo at least has to be popular enough to be looked up, which means people out there like her! I mean, for a fourteen year old in her first year of being famous, with her first record, she already has bilboards in ITALY. Yes, thats a fact. It is okay to have your own opinion and taste, and if you want you can poste it allll over the internet, but is there need to insult, make up rumors and just all around say horrible stuff about her? and there is no need to yell at her fans. and youdont have to yell at me either.....i know i dont really make any sense and im random but seriously.....why is this argument still going on??
bla bla bla - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
will every1 just shut da fuk up! and *t0ri3* wtf is up wid up "the chicken or the egg" r u retarded or sumfin
Annett - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
different opinions, different tastes ... I'm not a fan of JoJo, but I'm supporting her and her career ... she is just 14 and has the beautiful voice of an 18-year-old veteran ... she got talent and that's why me and my friends like her and think she's a cute one ... I see you all have got different opinions and that's OK, but most of you act RESPECTLESS and RETARDED! P.S.: Britney Spears sucks and CANNOT sing! This b*tch has got no talent, the only thing she can do is disgusting people and getting pregnant of Kevin Federline ...
Margarita - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! After almost a year, every1 is still writing about this! All I got to say this guy is a real jerk and he probably doesn't have anything better to do; like, having a life.
texas sport - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
bro you need 2 get over your self b/c britt& paris in the same cat. may be but nirvana (LOL) dude you had nothing eles to do so you talk about a 14 yr old YOU SUCK get a life you creep and saying she can't sing is lunacy (why don't u look that up smart boy)so why don't you go screw your self bro
Valerie - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Jojo can sing about relationships if she wants to. you probably just dont understand because no one liked you in middle school. Shes 14 turning 15 soon and you know having a boyfriend at that age is not a bad thing as long as theyre not full on skanking it out. Shes not a slut she sings about crushes and love *not* sex if you havent noticed. and thats pretty normal for her age so she can sing about it if she wants.
TnT - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I think Jojo is a very good singer. She's done so much for herself and she's only 14. I'm sure those people that were dissing jojo have no musical knowledge what so ever where as Whitney Housten said that jojo had a beautiful voice and alot of potential! I think Whitney would know more then you sad bunch of losers
koo koo - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This "parody" sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Britney is a brainless stupid motherf***ing h* with false t*ts!!! Go get a life you jerk
The next jojo - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey i think jojo is really gr8! she is my idol! I'm an aspiring singer and i just thought i mite give u a snipet of my song that will defiantly beat beyonce and become no. 1!!!! I Hate You Hmmmm yea Don't you see i don't have time All you do is whine and whine Get over your self Get a life I just wanna scream I hate you Just run away from me Coz u ain't giving me the love i need U always attack me U always create problems And for once in my life i can say I hate you Let me no wat u think of ma song guys! I no its not finished yet and its a work in progress so just give me ur honest opinion! p.s stop dissing jojo coz she roks!
amanda - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
the reason it was over played was because so many people like her. No one pefect. i no yur not thats for sure. You should quit wasting yur time because 3/4 of the thoughts that are on her are making fun of YOU. so i sugest you just SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ONE SORRY TO SAY(NOT). jojo is a great singer and has many many fans. although she does not write her own lyrics she is the greatest singer of all time. she is forteen for god sakes. im fortenn and i know i couldnt write lyrics and im positive that you couldnt make up lyrics that people would like because you SUCK. JOJO ROCKS. KEEP ON SINGING. LUV YAH JOJO.
amanda - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
any jojo fans add me to yur msn/hotmail at number1jojofan@hotmail.com also any jojo haters send me emails if you have anything to say to me! you rock jojo luv yah.
evangeline - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
jojo is a good singer, but this song is funny^^
Mark - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I would just like to say to all those people that don't like jojo to "Get out (leave) right now!" Jojo is a passionate singer who doesn't need people like you to ruin her career! I would just leave her alone for your own good!
imani ... - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
umm ya'll...this is getting kind of old.
imani ... - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
umm ya'll...this is getting kind of old.
Annie - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
tjis person stinks...JoJo rocks...i din't know y they say that song b\c that doesn't even go W/ the song
- June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
this has been going on 4 lyk an f*cking year! don't ya hav n e fing betta 2 do wit ya tyme? jojo ain't interestin and neither is dis parody! GET OVER IT!
... - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude, what's your problom? Stop being such a jealous freak... JoJo's my cousin and I really love her... She was crying when she saw this lyrics... Stop hatin', start lovin'... Listen to the song Hate it or Love it, maybe that will help, what ever happend before you were born... go tell someone who accully cares about this freakin' lyrics... Your not cool man... Vriginia<33
mickey - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
the boy that said that jojo trys to act black dummy her dad is black and to all the rest of yall hatters jojo can blow so kiss her ass and mine. JUST TO LET YALL KNOW BRITTANY SPEARS or what ever her name is SHE IS SO GAY AND UGLY SHE DON,T SING SHE WINES
RealGuy - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
JoJo is pretty and beutifull, i love jojo
babygirl - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
u guys...just cuz she's young it doen's mean that she doesn't got a good voice. She don't sings bad, but is not that special, and she is becomin' very puffed-up, i know some1 with her age that sings a lot better. It's true she's pretty, but with all that make-up, who wouldn't? 1+ thing, she had lucky to get in a contest.
badboy - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
she's vanity in person and very young to be in that world. She doesn't even writes her own songs! JOJO SUCKS!!!
Laura James - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Jojo is orsome! Don't you think? i reacon she is pretty and she has so much emotan in her songs! Her fashun sense is really intresting and she has all these boys wanting too bee her boyfrend! If you like Jojo plese right back and we can dicus her and her fahsun and hair etc
Daniela - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
yo, wat i think is that everyone has different opinions. And u need to respect her. I love jojo ok, i'ma latina{spanish} and i love jojo. even if she is white or black or anything. I don't CARE IF SHE ONLY WROTE 3 SONGS AT LEAST THATS SUMETHING SHE MIGHT BE A WHITE BEYONCE OR ASHANTI OR EVEN ALICIA KEYS, YA SERIOUSLY NEED TO STOP HATIN, cause its not gonna change how people feel. I mean i wrote 14 songs and most of them are bout love, people at school say i can sing pretty good, and i'm still not hatin cause i got a life, and i'm proud bout ma age, and i'm only 12, jojo ain't know slut she doesn't sing bout sex if u haven't noticed she sings bout luv and some people have a middle school love just like me, so ya need need to stop hatin of jojo cause she can sing and she pretty and many people look up to her like me.
Val - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
she didn't ONLY write 3 songs..thats only how many they let her put on the album. which is a lot compared to some other singers who NEVER write their own stuff. and i heard she's working with some top producers right now for her next album plus 2 movies coming out soon so she isnt done yet!! ahhhhhi icant wait. haha this thing just turned into a jojo message board out of no where
hayley - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
okay first of all....ya'll need to get a life okay...... I mean come on here you are all fighting about jojo...how she sucks and how she's the best....have you all even met her?....she could be a snob for all we know thats acting all sweet...or she could be the nicest person on earth.I personal....think her music is okay......I'm not going to be all of you guys thats wasting their time on this website...oh and one more thing "Pro Modified ".....how old are you?....you are a 22 year old person that is writing comments about a 15(thats how old she is now)I have to say that you are the saddest person alive.....let me give you an advise....GET A LIVE!!!!!!! you old bitter jelouse sad ass loser....get a life
Arwen - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I generally try to steer clear of these controversial issues, but I had to say something, as I just now found out, reading Hayley's epistle, that 22 qualifies someone as being "old."

Yikes.

I realize that you can be a bitter jelouse sad ass loser at any age...(I've been doing it since I was 21, actually)...but if 22 is old, I'd better start working on my Will...as I'm not going to last much longer.

Dammit.

Thanks for the great piece of advise, Hayley...I'm going to get busy getting a live while I still have time left.
diana levesque - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi I'm jojo's mom and this is outragous!!!!! How could you guys be so mean to her. I mean what has she ever done to you? Well she and i can't hide this but jojo voice not all that poor because she's related to aunt and uncle that are famous. And she used her voice to become famous other wise singing isn't that fun to her. well i love my jojo so leave her alone ok if you hate her then juss don't listen to her music nor buy it. It's not that hard!!!
Jess - July 02, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks arwen. that made me laugh sooo hard.
helga - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow... too many comments. I'd read all of them but I have to go to dinner, and I have a life. [First of all, who the hell decided that teens have a say in anything? Teenagers are idiots. I'm only 22, and I thought teenagers were morons when I was in my teens.] That's age discrimination. Sure, a lot of teens are brainwashed airheads but some do actually have brains and know what they are doing in life. Yeah, I'm 14. Big deal. Don't judge. [(You're not rock, grunge, or metal; you suck)] How can you dictate what kind of music others should like? That is messed. Pop might not be your cup of tea but it's mine. [White people can't sing.] Racist much? I know many white people with great voices. [She's 13 and singing about buys and shit?] Maybe in your time, oh old and wise one, teenagers didn't date. But now dating drama is a huge part of high and middle school. Face the facts.
John - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Jojo's the Best Thing To Ever Happen To Music
breezy - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Lol, whoever thought to wriite those lyriics are obviiously jus' jealous. who take's tiime out to hate on someone an' name everythiing they hate about them! your jus' wasting your tiime, an' wastiing everyone else's, 'cause noone wants to hear your comments on jojo. your obviously takiin' your self piitty out on her! you prolly siit home liisteniing to her songs cryiing hopeiing some day you could be as beautiful an' talented as her. but you know you never wiill, so you hiide iit by diisiiin' her! grow up!
Brian - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
A bit insulting, but even though Britney and JoJo suck, JoJo still has a better voice. For a 14 year old. Next time, just go for Gwen Stefani.
JD - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOVE JOJO SO MUCH I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT.....I DONT GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT WITHOUT LISTENING TO TOO LITTLE TOO LATE....OMG THE HIGH ROAD COMES OUT SOON!!!AHHHHH JOJO
truth - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
These lyrics were kind of mean, and I will agree that Jojo has alot of talent, but what DISGUSTS me is the pedistal we put this 13 YEAR OLD girl on. She 13! she shouldn't be singing about stuff like this anyway. She is one of the reasons why girls her age f*** up their lives with wrong choices. JUST BE KID! Enjoy your youth why you have it and stop praising this NIEVE LITTLE CHILD for being sucked into the world of fame, its not right. Nice voice sweetie, but save the lyrics until you actually understand and expeirence what your singing about. Oh and dude, dont ever write a song parody again.
njt - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
wtf is wrong with you for writing this song and putting it on the fricken internet!? YOU ARE SOOOOOOO LOW!
me - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
dats mean .she dont need 2 worry bout haters she rollin in dollar signs and plus she writes sum of her songs dat means more dollar signs
cameron - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
well it was interesting reading wat y'all thought but i have more important things to do like mow the front lawn c ya
Dylan Baranski - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't know any of her songs, but I can honestly and truthfully say that Dschinghis Khan is better than her. Hey, by the way, did you know that this site has its own Wikipedia article? It's at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am_I_Right (Hey, my security code is WWW)
Pissed off - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't any of you spell?I mean come on I have been looking through all of your comments and there are so many mistakes. Come on now let’s work as a team and do it my way.
Haroon - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Go get laid, get drunk or somethin, cuz it obviously means your life ain't workin out. If that's so then it does not mean u can pick on a 13 year old sweetheart. She a great singer i still listen to that tune, and your lyrics sound like they came from a drunk hippy who dont like kids. Get a life mate please!!

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