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Song Parodies -> "I Wish I Could Go Back To Childhood"

Original Song Title:

"I Wish I Could Go Back To College"

Original Performer:

John Tartaglia

Parody Song Title:

"I Wish I Could Go Back To Childhood"

Parody Written by:

SideshowJazz1

The Lyrics

An Avenue Q parody!
I wish I could go back to childhood
Life was so easy back then
All that I ask, is to go back to class
With the rules and one teacher again
I wish I could go back to childhood
In childhood you know who you are
You act in the hall, and think all in all
You are totally working too hard

How do I go back to childhood?
I don't know who I am any more
I wanna go back to the school
And find my best friend
Just waiting for me to get there, oh
I wish I could just take a test
Or play a game of touch
Or flirt for fun
Or giggle too much
I need a bit of simple advice to point the way

I could be
Rushing to get to the sofa first
While the other kids have to sit on the mat
Cursing the school when Zailie gets there first
And wishing I hadn't forgotten my hat

I wish I could go back to childhood
How do I go back to childhood?
Ahh...
I wish I had kept all my schoolwork

But if I were to go back to childhood
Think what a baby I'd be
I'd stand in the hall, and think all in all
This is not the girl that I want to be
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WCJ - July 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Since my mind is 9 years old, it never went forward from childhood, believe me it is better that way! At least my intelligence did go forward however! Great parody 555! :-)

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