Song Parodies -> Take This Food And Shove It

Original Song Title:

"Take This Job And Shove It"

Original Performer:

Johnny Paycheck

  
Parody Song Title:

"Take This Food And Shove It"

Parody Written by:

Baizle

Take this food and shove it
I aint eating her no more
I'm better off just having all them roaches
Crawling on the floor

And the vegetables would be bad enough
Without all that gore
Take this food and shove it
I aint eating here no more

I've been paying two whole dollars
For meals worth fifteen cents
All this time I believe that they
Were already digested

All this grade "F" meat is old and cold
And all this bread is full of mold
Everybody would go complain
If they had the balls to say

Take this food and shove it
I aint eating here no more
This lunch you serve me tastes so damn bad
That it makes my taste buds sore

So watch me throw this junk right at your face
As I'm walking out the door
Take this food and shove it
I aint eating here no more

Lasagna's like rotten pizza
After I puke it out
The taste of tuna's bad enough
To make grown men pout

Making hamburger-helper is like
Taking a shit on something good
But everybody eating here's
Afraid to say what they should

Take this food and shove it
I aint eating here no more
It's the same stuff that was in yesterday's trash
Since the week before

It's healthier for me to go hungry
And just let my stomache roar
Take this food and shove it
I aint eating here no more

Take this food and shove it
I aint eating here no more
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Pacing: 5.0
 
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Agrimorfee - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff! It got better as it progressed, although I didn't like the puke/S*** verse (I would take back my 5-Pacing vote, as a matter of fact, now that I think of it) . An unfortunate misspelled word in the first verse led me to initially believe that this parody should have been left at whatfreaks...some sick puppy can take that where they want to! :)

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