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Song Parodies -> "Flirt"

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Johnny Cash

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The Lyrics

You've heard the Man In Black, but now the Roeb Is Back
I flirted with a whore today,
'Cause I am all alone,
I paid her money,
But she slapped me and said f*$% off

A girl she smiled at me,
I flirted straight away,
I thought I had a chance,
But she slapped me 'round the face


Why can't I get a girl?
I'm so bloody screwed,
No fun will come my way,
I might be just like you
It's a hard life,
With no girl thier,
I am so bored,
This I cannot bare

I need to get a life,
But first I need a girl,
It is so damn hard,
I've got no chance in the world.

I wear this open shirt,
And I got a hairy chest,
But to every girl I know,
Thats not enough to impress


If I could get a girl,
Any old bride to be,
Can someone help?
Someone please help me.

Whad da ya fink?

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