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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Spam In Here"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Spam In Here"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#43. Or, why I always give out my old MSN e-mail address whenever I sign up for ANYTHING, and keep my new charter one for real people.
I was checkin' my mail from what the trusty Windows browser showed
When along came a message 'bout a pill to get my manhood growed
If you're takin' me for a sucka then you'll have a surprise
And so I pressed the delete key but in another message flies
I ask you if you've got inbox with so much crap and spam
And I say, "Listen! I've gotten every mail that I can stand!"

I've got spam in here, man
I've got spam in here, man
Try me if you dare, man
I do not think it's fair, man
Of trouble I've had to bear, man
I've got spam in here

I'm getting:
Stock tips, and ski trips, thin hips, free computer
Paper clip, a toy ship, club strip, motor scooter
Bigger bra, coleslaw, how to draw, get a boner
Stay hard, credit card, bodyguard, not a loner
Bowflex, better sex, wooden decks, stony pillar
Where's my filter, hope will wilter, who's the guilter, I'm the biller

I've got spam in here, man
I've got spam in here, man
Sell me underwear, man
New products for my hair, man
Of phishing I've had a scare, man
I've got spam in here

I'm getting:
Weight loss, be your boss, use DOS, meet a rocker
Find old friends, sheep skins, clothes trends, here's a shocker:
Make it Big!, feed a pig, buy a rig, go to Vegas
soft porn, hard porn, kid porn, someone save us
this is free, this is free, scammin' me, it's all fake
was fake, will be fake, always fake, for God's sake!

I've got spam in here, man
I've got spam in here, man
Want a rocking chair, man?
I really do not care, man
Of hackers I've caught a pair, man
I've got spam in here

I'm getting:
Cancer pills, sex pills, Med pills, and camel fodder
Hair growth pills, tanning pills, cheaper thrills, holy water
Net games, hot dames, forward chains, what a bore
Hackysacks, thimbles, tacks, found a stack, so much more
I'm a hoe, make it grow!, a bigger weiner, it's obscener
Aquafina water cleaner, see what I mean?

I've got spam in here, man
I've got spam in here, man
Buy a wild mare, man
A coin that's very rare, man
Of tricksters that set up snares, man
I've got spam in here

I'm getting:
New wheels, ticket deals, higher heels, fix your body
Find some joy, sex toy, it's a ploy, let's get naughty
Give to me, all for free, security, social number
Business, with fake-ness, let's regress, I'm not dumber
How did you, get into, my address too, it's frustrating
They're waiting, and I'm hating, berating, aggravating

I've got spam in here, man
I've got spam in here, man
Makes me want to swear, man
I wish it wasn't there, man
I can't keep my inbox clear, man
I've got spam in here

I've got spam in here!

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AFW - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This is very funny, with many clever lines and very well done..
TJC - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I love it! An all incompassing parodical inbox of spam-slammin' goodness...(Outlook Express warning... Are you sure you want to delete all 555 messages?)
wannabemustangjockey - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm going to be the first to break the unwritten rule that only people with 3-letter names can comment on this song. (See above if you don't know what I mean) Unless you want me to go by WMJ.... anyway, this is a very interesting OS to use in an anti-spam rant. I like that the chorus was changed each time. Kudos for even attempting it, double kudos for having done it well. I became ... I think, the second person on AmIRight (after Spaff.com) to parody this OS. Welcome to the exclusive I.B.E. Parodist's Club (so exclusive, in fact, that most people believe it doesn't exist). I'll shut up now. ^^
Meriadoc - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
My pick of the day - this was hilarious! :-D
Thomas - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
This was so funny. 10/10
Spaff.com - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow. Grrrreat stuff. I especially like "go to Vegas/someone save us."
Phil Alexander - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Marvellous - have to admit I've not had any spam wanting me to use DOS, but it's always the incongruous ones that make you laugh

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