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Song Parodies -> "Your Own Personal Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Your Own Personal Jesus"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Your Own Personal Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

I just had to write it...
your own personal pizza
stack up the cheese in layers
with sausage in there

your own personal pizza
stuffed crust around the edges
pepperoni in there

starving at home
and you're stomach's alone
flesh and bone
by the telephone
lift up the receiver
and order a pizza

mushrooms will add zest
next to onions they rest
tomato sauce is the best
when its had with sausage
they will deliver
you can get it with liver

get one with yoked eggs
get one with yoked eggs

your own personal pizza
stack up the cheese in layers
with peppers in there

your own personal pizza
cover up yours with pears
and add some éclairs

add on some scones
and some chicken bones
ham and provolone
and some soup, minestrone
lift up the receiver
and order a pizza
they will deliver
you can get it with liver

so go pick up your plate
throw on some plump grapes
then eat it with V8

and watch yourself salivate
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Stuart McArthur - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, it's so hard to get a rhyme for anchovies, isn't it, Michael? - I'm a pizza lover, therefore a pizza parody lover - 555
Jeff Reuben - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Long time no see! Gettin a pizza the action again? Good job!
Song Title Policeman - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think "Your Own" is part of the original song's title.
Airfarcewon - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This is one with everything...the way I like it! Good parody cookin...555
John Barry - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know about salvation, but this one brought me salivation.
Johnny D - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"For Dominos so loves the Almighty Dollar, that they sell us their only begotten Pizza, that whosoever eateth it shall not hunger, but shall inherit internal strife." --- John $ 3.16, plus gratuity for Dominos-chariot-driver.

Can't wait to hear the Chrustology that underlies your Personal Pizza! 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this the same song as Marilyn Manson have a hit with right now? And the same song as Depeche Mode did in the early 90s? If so, I'm scared to think what might evolve next in a line that starts Cash-DP-Marilyn...
Lionel Mertens - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
What a friend you have in pizza. 5's
Ray Stevens - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Pizza loves the college students
All college students of the world
When they cram and nerd all night
They'll eat pizza 'til dawn's light
Pizza loves the college students of the world!
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Back in the Depeche Mode days, I thought this idea would make for a great Pizza Hut ad campaign. I'm glad somebody finally wrote the whole thing.

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