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Song Parodies -> "Burp (20oz:2004)"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Burp (20oz:2004)"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This was inspired by the soda parodies from DGWP.
I burped out loud today,
Went up instead of down,
My breath is really rank.
Smiles turn to frowns.
I drink Vanilla Coke,
And other sugared drinks.
I got gas like a goat,
Cuz' Sprite makes my breath stink.

Sipping Pepsi Blue,
Caffeine's my friend.
We drink Diet Coke with some Lime,
Or Lemon.
The Doctor's got it all,
Mountain Dew is good.
Coke won't let me down,
When I drink, I burp.

I chug Sierra Mist,
A&W Rootbeer,
Drinking many pops,
Pepsi gives me tears,
My dad sips Coke with Lime,
My mom like Gatorade,
I like Classic Coke,
Though that C2 is real gay.

Quench your thirst right now,
No Pepsi Edge
Every drink I've had gives me gas,
In the end.
Coke 2 has it all,
Though it tastes like dirt,
Gas goes up not down,
These sodas make me burp.

I'll dink until I'm dead,
The Cokes, Pepsis, and Sprites.
TUMS will help me out.
I will drink tonight.



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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
5's! Makes me want some pop, too!
Orange Blues - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing is a bit off. Listen to the song, it doesn't really flow right. Also, gas ain't all that funny... I mean, if you're four or five, then sure. Good try though.
bob - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good job on the references, i wouldnt call it "Weird Al" material. I didn't find it that funny though, 212

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