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Song Parodies -> "I Potty In A Bedpan"

Original Song Title:

"Your body is a wonderland"

Original Performer:

John Mayor

Parody Song Title:

"I Potty In A Bedpan"

Parody Written by:

Krooked K

The Lyrics

I gotta use the bathroom
In the hospital room for two
one thing I really have to do
is number one
not number two

I'm senile and too old to get up
can't sit on porcelain
one pair of bad hips and
and bladder problem

If it try to run
I won't make it
I don't want to pee
in my blankets
I took my water bottles
and drank 'em
I'm about to pee in a little while

I potty in a bed pan
I potty in a bed pan...I don't use my hands
I potty in a bed pan

Something about the way it's always in the right place
I love the fact i can pee while sleeping on my pillowcase
I always have to go and
I don't have to search to find it
I'll never ever wet the bed
with my bed pan to conifine it

If it try to run
I won't make it
I don't want to pee
in my blankets
I took my water bottles
and drank 'em
I'm about to pee in a little while

I potty in a bed pan
I potty in a bed pan...I don't use my hands
I potty in a bed pan

damn baby
you really save me
i go all the time, all the time, all the time
but you get so full you spill sometimes

I potty in a bed pan
I potty in a bed pan...I don't use my hands
I potty in a bed pan

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