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Song Parodies -> "Twilight"

Original Song Title:

"Green Light"

Original Performer:

John Legend

Parody Song Title:

"Twilight"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

About Vampires...
Just like in like Twilight
Give me just one bite
I’m ready to be one now 4x

I know this dude
By checkin his smile
I found something so cool
Yet so very wild
Teeth were a little bit sharper
Then most people in this world
I couldn’t believe it, I was in astound
This guy’s a Vampire, and I’m jealous now
I want to be one just like him
So I let him get a whiff and

Just like in Twilight
Give me just one bite
I’m ready to be one now 2x
I promise it’s alright
Vampires are so tight
I’m ready to be one now 2x

Just like Twilight, give me one teensy bite
And if I become a Vampire, just know that is alright
I’m ready to be one now 2x
I only want a small bite, no bloodsucking tonight
Treat me like T.I. and give me Whatever I Like
I’m ready to be one now 2x

So hey Edward Cullen
I hope that you know
That Bella, your girlfriend
Likes me more than you
Whoops, did I just make you angry
How about you release that fury
Yeah, Edward just, take one little taste
I won’t tell anybody, and I’ll be on my way
I need to be a Vampire
You don’t need permission, so

Just like in Twilight
Give me just one bite
I’m ready to be one now 2x
I promise it’s alright
Vampires are so tight
I’m ready to be one now 2x

Just like Twilight, give me one teensy bite
And if I become a Vampire, just know that is alright
I’m ready to be one now 2x
I only want a small bite, no bloodsucking tonight
Treat me like T.I. and give me Whatever I Like
I’m ready to be one now 2x

So he leaped far like a Jaguar comin at me
I told him “Let’s go, let’s get this over so I can be happy”
He said “wait maybe this is going to far…
You don’t even know who I are…
And if Bella found out, she might beat me up and give me a scar”
I had to comment, no, I had to augment
The truth because being a Vampire is what I am hell-bent
On obtaining, so this is how I answered
“I promise you girl won’t be mad, she’ll understand why you did it”
So bite it, you know you want it
Just get my neck, and clench it
Not kiddin, we’re both wantin this to happen
Ah, you got me bleedin like a faucet
And then he lost it
He just suckin all my blood and, he wouldn’t stop it
No I don’t wanna be a vampire anymore, you can quit it
You gotta quit suckin, I losin my conscience dude
Now I can’t breath, cannot move
My arms are numb, and my legs are too
Edward, stop I’m tellin you
You’re killin me, and you don’t want to

Just like in Twilight
Give me just one bite
I’m ready to be one now 2x
I promise it’s alright
Vampires are so tight
I’m ready to be one now 6x
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