-> "Jingoistic Idiot"
Original Song Title:
"Ordinary People"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jingoistic Idiot"
The Lyrics
[verse 1]
I'm playing GTA
I didn't grow insane
Pass the Nintendo DS, please
Came from ol' Florida
He says he's sick at us
It seems like he argued everyday
I know kids misbehave
But he links that to games
To the point, he insulted my friends
And though they sometimes hurt
He dissed us and cursed
We were making things work,
But I think he should take it slow
[chorus]
You're a jingoistic idiot
You just want to earn some dough
Thompson, you're a crazy idiot
Maybe you should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow
[verse 2]
Vice City's fictional,
No Shirley Temple musical
I gave you some flowers one sweet day,
Ohh, but you rejected them
Flamed us and slapped again
You're all but a show-off anyway
We tried to be calm
We asked but you yelled
We feel like we're just nuked away
That's too much harassment,
Let's bury the hatchet
Though it's just a fantasy, you do not want those games
[chorus]
You're a jingoistic idiot
You just want to earn some dough
Thompson, you're a crazy idiot
Maybe you should take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow (Take it slow oh oh ohh)
This time we'll take it slow
[bridge]
We gamers live and learn
Some hope you'll crash and burn
We're playing games, you went insane,
Don't like you a lot
For just a moment, sir,
Silence is my advice,
Carl Johnson knows,
Vercetti knows,
Will you please shut up...
[repeat chorus 3x]
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