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Song Parodies -> "Ordinary Addicts"

Original Song Title:

"Ordinary people"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Legend

Parody Song Title:

"Ordinary Addicts"

Parody Written by:

Tyler Luromi

The Lyrics

WARNING: This talks about heavy drug use. Do not read if easily offended.
I use the bong, it's true.
I drink Liqour too.
Colombo puts me in a haze.
Angel Dust it gives me wings.
I'm in a trance and tend to sing.
My tooter takes me all the way.


I know i'm a Speed Freak
I get buzzed, makes me weak
My Ganja still got room left to grow
Freebase sometimes hurts
I still put it first
PCP makes me twirk,
But I think we should snort the snow


We're just ordinary addicts
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary addicts
Maybe we should snort the snow
snort the snow oh oh ohh
This time we'll snort the snoww
snort the snow oh oh ohh
This time we'll snort the snow


I'm not a needle freak
Crystal Meth makes me reek
Makes me get confuse-ed everyday
Nckel Bags are heaven sent
Then we head back on ice again
Bribe him then shoot up on the way


I inhale, you skin pop.
The uncle makes us stop
But we feel like were floatin on air
Buying those Dime bags
Druggies, Dagga Hags
It feels like a fantasy
I think we should snort the snow


We're just ordinary addicts
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary addicts
Maybe we should snort the snow
snort the snow oh oh ohh
This time we'll snort the snoww
snort the snow oh oh ohh
This time we'll snort the snow


Maybe we'll live and learn
Maybe we'll cop and burn
Maybe you'll load,
maybe you'll score,
maybe you'll shoot up
Maybe we'll get some sins
Maybe we'll pop the skin
But maybe we'll grow
we never know
baby you and I


We're just ordinary addicts
We don't know which way to go (Hey)
Cuz we're ordinary addicts
Maybe we should snort the snow


We're just ordinary addicts
We don't know which way to go
Cuz we're ordinary addicts
Maybe we should snort the snow
snort the snow oh oh ohh
This time we'll snort the snoww
snort the snow oh oh ohh
This time we'll snort the snow

snort the snow, snoww
This time we'll snort the snow
snort the snow, oh oh ohh
This time we'll snort the snow

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