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Song Parodies -> "Banned Banned Man"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Bad Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Cena

Parody Song Title:

"Banned Banned Man"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

ok, this is a joke protest song about me always getting banned from a forums im on, take no offence the mods of this forum of the admin, its just a joke even tho its tru lolAlso, I'd like to apologise before hand for the writing style, I no its very TEEN, n isnt really suitable but i was trying to keep the way that John Cena raps/speaks
Man I just got banned now
I shouldn't of said nothing, keep my mouth shut man
On the forums
They won't tell me how long man
But I'm used to it, it's done every month
So I'm ready for dis
Cos they is always doing dis

This boys a banned man
He's bin receiving some beef
But all he wants is to be heard
They be givin him heat
I'm clueless wish they'd toss me a bone
Don't know whats happening, can't find out with a phone
Always getting banned when I ain't done Jack
It is so annoying, the stuff that I like
It's just a joke but I'm still hatin it
Then I finally realize some of the guys are gits
I never keep my mouth shut cos I am too bold
I'm gonna be banned again that's what I was told
I even get banned just for talking bout sneakers
I should shut up a be a bit more meeker
Writin a protest in form of a song
But even when they block me I should always stand strong
Even if they block me I got a second plan
They blocked Josh 2 now I'm a banned banned man

Wif dem phsyces as mods I'm a banned man
Even with a nice guy as mod, I'm a banned man
N on the forums all it's life I'm a banned man, I'm a banned man, I'm a banned man x2

When I done nothing they boost my levels
But I'm not a tough guy so I cannot settle
What they doin to me is pure evil
I might be banned cos I hate Muse
When or wherever I'm never safe
Only dodge the rules a little
It's time that the mods took responsibility
And never make people think the site was third-rate
You are all busy banning me when you should be on a date
You sad peeps
How many weeks?
Oh Gosh, Egads
That's where I seek
Unbanning I'll even beg
Never happens though, you was crossing yours legs
I've told you before I don't think it's a joke
When chur to busy, you ask your secretary, and then you gloat
It's like your building a moat
I ask you over and over but you still say you won't

Wif dem phsyces as mods I'm a banned man
Even with a nice guy as mod, I'm a banned man
N on the forums all it's life I'm a banned man, I'm a banned man, I'm a banned man x2

Why won't you hear me out man this has gotta cease
This is unfair will you listen please
In training you give me no heat
When we get on the web then theres loadsa heat
It's spreading through everyone and soon be with Edd
This mess is whack there must be some sort of brain corrosion
It's messing who the bannings yo
I should shut up before you break my nose
Like Rocky Boa, fightin' Apollo last time
You click the mouse I get my time. BOOM
You ask everyone how long they say one month, huh?
My hearts beatin loudly n my jaws on da floor
I get hit by some bricks now I'm on da floor
I just want to post but that seems to be a problem
The time is 3 57, 12 hours to go
Who will take my place, I that I'll sue
I'm a banned banned man
Can't
Check it out
It's unfair blocking baby
And I want you to say hello to the banned banned man
Come one

Wif dem phsyces as mods I'm a banned man
Even with a nice guy as mod, I'm a banned man
N on the forums all it's life I'm a banned man, I'm a banned man, I'm a banned man x2

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Red Ant - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome back Josh 2.
Josh 2 - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
THank You Mr Ant Theres another tune coming tomorrow
Josh 999 - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
IDKTOS so I won't vote. Welcome back to my fellow Josh.
Josh 2 - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll give a speech then I'm a man of short words and i'm not very good at speeches Thank You
how rubbish - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
you do not know how rubbish you actually are

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