he wore that big t-shirt to cover up his gut
when he takes it step it triggers the earthquake alarm
before he turns around everbody's gone
all i can say is fat man you did somethin wrong

he's got bad gas he's a huge fat ass
i hope he loses some weight
heres to his grill, thats always filled
the man has at least four chins
when he goes to restaurants he wont stop until
they cant fit anything else on his bill
not against his will,he's got time to kill
down in overweightsville

he was fat and round
he liked to sit on the pot
he liked to be fed
he liked snackfood alot
when he takes off his shirt
they wave goodbye
but he doesnt cry
he just goes out for some pie

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